25 Car Model Names Spotted Yesterday in a Holiday Traffic Jam, and Made Hilarious By Adding “Anal” to Them [Make A List]

Quite self-explanatory, really!

25. Anal Tracker

24. Anal Accord

23. Anal Fusion

22. Anal Avalanche

21. Anal Caliber

20. Anal Compass

19. Anal Ram

18. Anal Liberty

17. Anal Escort

16. Anal Canyon

15. Anal Avenger

14. Anal Pilot

13. Anal Freestyle

12. Anal Journey

11. Anal Commander

10. Anal Vibe

9. Anal Crossfire

8. Anal Rogue

7. Anal Sonata

6. Anal Enclave

5. Anal Rendezvous

4. Anal Intrigue

3. Anal Escape

2. Anal Protegé

1. Anal Odyssey

This item is inspired by The Awl’s “Listicle Without Commentary” series, as well as friends of ROTI who introduced us to this entertaining traffic-jam game.

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6 Responses to 25 Car Model Names Spotted Yesterday in a Holiday Traffic Jam, and Made Hilarious By Adding “Anal” to Them [Make A List]

  1. Jason says:

    Anal Explorer should be on there too. Good stuff.

    • Thanks, and agreed. I’m sure we overlooked that one.

      I saw an “Anal Tribute” on the road this morning.

      • MJ Beans says:

        Probe.

      • Are those bad boys still on the road?

        Pretty much every American car works great with this game. Huge props to the people who introduced me to this, but I can’t name them because they don’t want to have this come up when their names are Googled…

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  3. terrance Vardy says:

    these names are truly hilarious. but we truly can’t forget about the classics. like the ‘Anal charger’, or the ‘Anal Citation’. and of course the funniest one i thought of was the ‘Anal Probe’. keep laughing guys this is funny stuff

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