Dikembe Mutombo’s Request for Sex: How Did He Phrase It and Where Was It Uttered? An ROTI Investigation


In the 80s and 90s, possibly even earlier, there was an annual event at Georgetown University called the Block Party. Students paid a nominal sum, passed through a cursory ID check into a barricaded-off block of 37th Street, and proceeded to drink all the beer they could handle and more.

As GU blog Vox Populi recounts, Block Party was a “one-day outdoor carnival of drinking that masqueraded as a charity barbecue. Much to the chagrin of Georgetown administrators, students would drink openly and sloppily right outside the front gates.” Afterwards, students retired to New South Cafeteria to stuff their faces. And every year, a massive food fight broke out. It was awesome.

But at the 1991 block party, after the feasting had begun but before the food fight started, Georgetown’s seven-foot star center Dikembe Mutombo unwound his prodigiously long limbs, raised his frame to tower over the rest of the student body, and bellowed in a beer-sauced,  Zairean voice, “Who wants to sex Dikembe?” As the rest of the University looked on in pure awe, two comely volunteers quickly identified themselves, and Dikembe Mutombo left New South with a woman on each arm.

This is how the tale was passed down to me in 1998. But is this really what happened?  Read more of this post

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Pat McAfee — The Plastered Punter

The Indianapolis Colts are a legendary NFL team for so many reasons…

The midnight escape from Baltimore. The years of futility. The renaissance under Lord Pey-Pey. The Rules Committee machinations of Bill Polian that changed the league into an offensive fireworks display. The Dungy-led excellence and self-righteousness. The domed perfection of Tom Moore’s offense. The Super Bowl triumph in the Purple Rain.

And the ongoing tradition of loud-mouthed, drunken kickers.

Poor Peyton Manning.

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Randy Wells Hates Daylight, Sobriety

Randy Wells, starting pitcher for the Chicago Cubs, has a problem.

He is horrible when pitching in day games.

Cubs fans are beginning to wonder if this weakness is merely a fluke — a product of small sample size and a little bad luck — or something more, perhaps indicative of a wee self-control deficit.

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