Hallelujah, Deliverance from Corn Syrup!!

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If there’s anything more odious than high fructose corn syrup (HFCS), we have yet to encounter it.

This evil goo became a significant part of the American diet in the 70s, when it was implemented in place of sugar in many processed foods and soft drinks. It has remained a key ingredient in these delights ever since!

If you’ve traveled at all, surely you’ve had a Coke in a foreign land. Sweet sugary deliciousness are three words that come to mind.

Not here in the USA, however. We sweeten our sodas with corn-based sugars, which are oh so close to the same thing…but not.

Accursed HFCS!

You sound like a dread disease and you are making us all unhappily fat!

As the chart above demonstrates, total sweetener consumption has only risen since the introduction of HFCS to our food supply. It didn’t replace cane sugar, it only augmented it!

The heinousness of HFCS is evident from its chemical composition. As Wikipedia explains it,

Cane sugar and beet sugar are both relatively pure sucrose. While the glucose and fructose which are the two components of HFCS are monosaccharides, sucrose is a disaccharide composed of glucose and fructose linked together with a relatively weak glycosidic bond.

A molecule of sucrose can be broken down into a molecule of glucose (C6H12O6) plus a molecule of fructose in a weakly acidic environment. Sucrose is broken down during digestion into fructose and glucose through hydrolysis by the enzyme sucrase, by which the body regulates the rate of sucrose breakdown. Without this regulation mechanism, the body has less control over the rate of sugar absorption into the bloodstream.

In other words, HFCS is sort of like pre-digested sugar that just goes straight into your system, unlike the more complex natural sugars regulated by sucrase that your body knows how to deal with.

HFCS -> Obesity.

High fructose corn syrup is a sin against nature!


No doubt this obscene goo is dribbled over the devil’s pie.

Needless to say, it would be worth it to pay more for Coke or Pepsi if it was sweetened with real sugar.

At this point, it’s basically impossible to obtain sugared Coke or Pepsi in America, except for a sucrose-tastic grace period around Passover, when Kosher Coke can be obtained.

A man wise in the ways of both coasts, legal analyst Nils coq au Vin, reminds us that in California and perhaps elsewhere, “Mexican Coke” can be obtained in glass bottles with an importation sticker stamped on them!

Sadly, without a preponderance of Mexicans around your area, the glass bottled sugary goodness is not an option.

So this is why we hurrayed with glee when a Facebook associate forwarded a link from KOTTKE that shrieked:

PEPSI WITH REAL SUGAR COMING TO USA!!!

And it’s true…deliciously true.

Spinoff versions of Pepsi and Mountain Dew will feature sucrose!

This awesomely correct internet rumor began with a single sentence buried in a puff piece about Pepsi Bottling Ventures that Beverage Industry Magazine published last month, hinting at the products’ release:

This year also brings some new introductions, graphics and packaging innovations from PepsiCo, for which the company has high expectations. In CSD flavors, PBV will add Mountain Dew Voltage, which was the winning flavor in the brand’s Dewmocracy campaign. In the middle of April, PBV also will begin distributing Pepsi Throwback and Mountain Dew Throwback, which features those brands formulated with sugar. For the flagship PepsiCo brands, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew and Sierra Mist, PBV also is beginning to distribute the brands featuring their new redesigned graphics and packaging, which is part of a holistic campaign aimed at drawing in younger consumers. PepsiCo also is launching a new advertising campaign with the release.

Somebody noticed this exciting tidbit and the forums got cranking on it…

Soon enough BEVREVIEW.com delivered graphic evidence! Sick detective work dudes!

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Pepsi has been experimenting elsewhere with sugar-sweetened drinks. We reported last February about two such entries… Pepsi Raw in the UK and Mexico’s Pepsi Retro. It’s nice to see some of this finally coming to the States.

A search of the United States Patent and Trademark Office’s Trademark Electronic Search System shows the following logos tied to these brands…

The requests for Pepsi trademarked names were filed July 18, 2008 (Pepsi Throwback and Pepsi-Cola Throwback), but the filing for the image was done January 9, 2009. It is formally described as the following: “The color(s) dark blue, light blue and white is/are claimed as a feature of the mark…”

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Meanwhile, 2 requests for the Mountain Dew trademark name were filed (November 11, 2008 for Mountain Dew Throwback; December 3, 2008 for the new logo spelling of “Mtn Dew”, Mtn Dew Throwback). Like the Pepsi logos, the Mountain Dew Throwback logo was filed on January 9 under the full name (Mountain Dew Throwback).”

No word on exact launch date, nor of distribution plans, or how long this drink will be on the shelves.

Details, schmeetails.

Once we see the first red robin, we will begin heartily anticipating Pepsi sweetened with the real deal…

With the spring will come the sucrose.

Amen, homies.

Pelosi’s Assbackward Calculus: Field Mice > Fun

Congressional Republicans are quickly realizing that being in the minority isn’t all that bad.

Freed from the responsibility of actually passing legislation, you can snipe and obstruct and throw sabots into the machinery.

One thing that’s great about being in the minority is you can force the majority party to own particularly embarrassing pieces of pork-barrel spending that inevitably find their way into every major bill.

This practice, and the joys of exposing it, have been in evidence during the weeks-long stimulus package debate.

The latest target for GOP scorn?

Nancy Pelosi’s love of the salt marsh harvest mouse!

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The conservative WASHINGTON TIMES is fired up and ready to go:

Talk about a pet project. A tiny mouse with the longtime backing of a political giant may soon reap the benefits of the economic-stimulus package.

Lawmakers and administration officials divulged Wednesday that the $789 billion economic stimulus bill being finalized behind closed doors in Congress includes $30 million for wetlands restoration that the Obama administration intends to spend in the San Francisco Bay Area to protect, among other things, the endangered salt marsh harvest mouse.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi represents the city of San Francisco and has previously championed preserving the mouse’s habitat in the Bay Area.

The revelation immediately became a political football, as Republicans accused Democrats of reneging on a promise to keep so-called earmarks that fund lawmakers’ favorite projects out of the legislation. Democrats, including Mrs. Pelosi, countered that the accusations were fabricated.

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“One of the proudest boasts of Democrats supporting their trillion-dollar spending plan is that it doesn’t contain earmarks. But it seems like powerful Democrats will still find a way to bring home the bacon,” said a frustrated Michael Steel, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner, Ohio Republican, who took direct aim at the mouse.

“This certainly doesn’t sound like it will create or save American jobs,” Mr. Steel said. “So can Speaker Pelosi explain exactly how we will improve the American economy by helping the adorable little” critter?

Well, the salt marsh harvest mouse certainly seems like an interesting little beast

It hides during the day and comes out at night, it’s one of the only mammals that drinks salt water, and it can only be found in the salt marshes of the South Bay.

We don’t object to spending money to save this creature per se; however, with stimulus spending under a conservative electron microscope, Speaker Pelosi really needs to pick her spots when it comes to earmarking funds for San Fran.

And it’s our contention that she has really dropped the ball on this one.

Why spend valuable stimulus funds to save a little rodent when there is another cause in the city of San Francisco crying out for federal assistance – one that is far more stimulative than any mouse could ever be!!

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NYC vs. Salt: It’s ON!!

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Dr. Thomas Frieden, the commissioner of New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, has put some serious notches on his public health pistol in recent years.

First, New York City banned smoking indoors, a revolutionary act that soon spread to almost every other major American city. The ripple effects even crossed the Atlantic: it’s now illegal to smoke inside in freakin’ PARIS.

Having wiped out a cultural trend almost single-handedly, and slashed the number of NYC smokers by hundreds of thousands, Dr. Frieden probably could have rested on his laurels as a public health hero.

Not so much.

Next victim: trans fats. New York banned ‘em, and surprise surprise, the restaurant biz didn’t collapse. There were already healthier substitutes available, it was just cheaper to poison their customers with the vile substance.

Again, the ban spread quickly to other cities and appears to be another major coup for Dr. Frieden.

The commissioner has also tightened up health inspections and mandated the sale of low-fat milk in NYC bodegas.

Now he’s poised for his next major strike.

New York City is about to force food manufacturers and restaurant chains to cut their sodium (salt) levels.

The tone of a recent meeting, and a media push led by a NYTIMES article out today, send a clear message:

Cooperate and slash salt content, or we will drop regulation on you FOR REALS.

DR. THOMAS R. FRIEDEN invited some of the biggest names in food processing to lunch last October. Grilled salmon and green salad were on the menu, but the subject was salt.

After a string of victories over smoking, trans fats and calories, Dr. Frieden, the commissioner of New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, is waging a new campaign: to lower the amount of sodium America eats.

But don’t go hiding your saltshakers. The city isn’t going after the seasoning people add at the table or in the kitchen. That makes up only about 11 percent of the salt people eat, Dr. Frieden says.

His targets are packaged foods and mass-produced restaurant meals, which contribute 80 percent of the sodium in the average American diet.

When the food company executives had finished lunch, Dr. Frieden made his pitch: Over the next five years, identify the foods that are contributing the most sodium to people’s diets and cut the level of salt by 25 percent. In a decade, cut it by another 25 percent. And do it in unison with your competitors.

If they refuse?

“If there’s not progress in a few years, we’ll have to consider other options, like legislation,” he said in an interview last week.

The last two times Dr. Frieden stepped into the nutrition wars, he gave muscle to nationwide moves to ban trans fats and post calorie counts on restaurant menus. That means you could soon be hearing more about salt than you have in a long time.

“The one thing that’s disturbing is that he seems to be able to do just about anything he wants in New York City, and New York City serves as a model for the rest of the world,” said E. Charles Hunt of the New York Restaurant Association and a veteran of legal wars over Dr. Frieden’s food policies.

Commish Frieden may have a battle on his hands this time, as the restaurant and food industries realize that he’s been kicking their asses for some time now, and eventually they need to draw a line in the sand and fight.

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Frieden: “Don’t get salty with me.”

The scope of Frieden’s plan is ambitious and enormous. Instead of effecting change through regulation of small businesses like restaurants, bars and bodegas, he’s attempting to coordinate a national sodium-reduction project that would primarily be implemented by large corporations, few of whom fall under NYC jurisdiction.

Frieden’s only hammer here is the clear power of New York City regulation to influence regulations in other cities, and the threat that sweeping legislation could prove more deleterious to the food/restaurant industry’s bottom line than a voluntary program would.

Because other nutritional culprits have gotten more attention lately, salt and the case against it has faded into the background. Most of the nation’s heart researchers agree that high blood pressure is a leading factor in the incidence of heart attack and stroke. And in some people, but not everyone, salt causes high blood pressure. While drugs can treat hypertension, not everybody has access to medication. And although doctors have been telling people to watch their salt for years, it hasn’t been working.

That’s why Dr. Frieden says a quiet, mass reduction in sodium levels — stealth health, they like to call it around the department — might be more effective. Lower sodium levels by 50 percent, and 150,000 American lives a year might be saved, he said.

Under his plan, which is based on one in the United Kingdom, targets for sodium reduction will be set for certain food categories. The prime suspects include cheese, breakfast cereals, bread, macaroni and noodle products, cake mixes, condiments and soups. The final list of sodium targets will be based on a formula that takes into account the amount of sodium in a product as well as how much food in that category people eat.

The idea isn’t to force small bakers or high-end chefs to salt less liberally. Health officials believe it’s the big companies that can have the biggest effect on sodium.

“If they bring it down by 5 percent, that is going to do more than Danny Meyer bringing it down by 50 percent,” said Geoffrey Cowley, an associate commissioner of the Health Department, referring to the New York restaurateur.

Although he has jurisdiction over only New York City, Dr. Frieden is presenting the plan as a “national salt-reduction initiative” that includes support from a half-dozen other health departments around the country and organizations like the American Medical Association.

To take his idea beyond the city, Dr. Frieden convened his series of salt talks. The first was in late October, when he asked companies like Unilever, PepsiCo and Goya to Gracie Mansion. In February, he and a team from the Health Department will meet with the leaders of chain restaurants.

People in the Health Department thought the lunch was such a success they celebrated over drinks later that day. Some industry leaders had a different perspective.

“I would say the invitations to come to Gracie Mansion weren’t very inviting,” said an executive with a food manufacturer who was not authorized to speak for the company about the New York Health Department. “There was definitely a feeling of ‘Don’t make us shame you.’ ”

Robert Earl, vice president for science policy, nutrition and health of the Grocery Manufacturers Association, said his members would prefer a national sodium strategy that included a wider range of players, including consumer and advocacy groups.

There are other problems, he said. Getting many companies to do something at the same time might have antitrust implications. And more research is needed to understand what consumers want and the complex health implications of sodium reduction.

One significant hurdle is the absence of a decent salt substitute. Whereas restaurants that had previously used trans fatty oils were easily, if not inexpensively, able to switch to more healthy oil substitutes, there is no salt-Splenda that can be quickly subbed in to provide the same great taste with less sodium-riffic fallout.

Therefore, the possibility exists of a public backlash if food becomes abruptly less salty at the Sizzler.

Currently, the guidelines suggest people eat no more than 2,300 milligrams of sodium a day (although on food labels the upper limit of sodium for a 2,000 calorie diet is 2,400 milligrams). That’s about a teaspoon of salt, and half of what many people actually eat. Those more prone to high blood pressure, like African-Americans and older people, are advised to eat much less.

The food industry, too, has taken up sodium reduction with new energy. The grocery manufacturers’ group and the National Restaurant Association each held sodium conferences recently. At both gatherings, how to find a good salt substitute was a central topic.

“It’s frankly been one of those holy grails in the food industry for a number of years,” said Todd Abraham, a senior vice president for Kraft foods.

Kraft alone has spent $20 million on sodium reduction research, studying chemicals that block taste receptors and experimenting with yeast or potassium as substitutes.

It’s relatively easy to reduce salt that is applied topically, like that on potato chips. But those chips, while they may taste saltier, usually contain less sodium than items like muffins. That’s because salt’s role in processing packaged foods goes beyond flavor. It helps create structure in breads and encourages browning in baked goods. Salt helps emulsify the ingredients in bologna and American cheese, and keeps pathogens at bay.

As disturbing as this may sound, we recall similar arguments being raised when the trans fat ban came down…”your donuts will be flaccid without those sweet, sweet trans fats, people!!!”

Still, it’s clear that companies have been looking into this issue on their own, and would like to address it if they can.

However, we summon to mind the Ford EcoBoost program: when it appeared last year that they would finally be forced to raise fuel efficiency by the federal government, Ford suddenly came up with an amazing new futuristic program to reduce fuel consumption by 20%.

Turns out that this technology was not at all new and had been in use by European carmakers for years. It simply took the threat of tough regulation to kick Ford’s ass into gear.

Could Kraft et al require a similar boot to the bottom to start thinking seriously about implementing salt substitution/reduction, as opposed to simply throwing money at it?

One important caveat noted by the Times story notes is that there is not a rock-solid medical research consensus on the health threats posed by sodium. Public health officials are of one mind, but academics aren’t so sure.

Beyond the technical hurdles, Dr. Frieden might encounter resistance on scientific grounds. Some medical researchers question whether a mass reduction in sodium is the best way to spend public-health resources when losing weight and quitting cigarettes would do more for the country’s heart health.

Genetics dictate that different people have different reactions to sodium. Some people are more sensitive to high levels of salt. For others, low levels of sodium can be unhealthy.

But public health officials say there is a strong consensus that salt leads to higher rates of heart attacks and strokes.

That consensus alarms Dr. Michael Alderman, editor in chief of the American Journal of Hypertension, who thinks more clinical studies need to be done. And, he says, wild swings in dietary regulation haven’t always worked out.

Even trans fat, in the form of margarine, was once promoted by health officials as healthier than butter. It turns out that trans fats were worse for heart health than saturated fats.

“Diet is an incredibly complicated business,” Dr. Alderman said.

Whether you think this proposed sodium-reduction plan is the tastiest fruit of the genius tree, or consider it damnable nanny-state meddling, you can get at Dr. Thomas Frieden in an ongoing public Q & A on the Times website.

Krist Novaselic stinks at Rock Band

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Nirvana bassist Krist Novaselic is easily the most endearing former grunge rocker around.

Not just because he scoots around Seattle in an old minivan.

He writes great posts for the DAILY WEEKLY blog, telling tales from Nirvana’s heyday, ruminating on current events, or just talking about what he’s been up to.

Recently, Krist blogged about his experience playing Rock Band with a charming and amusing anecdote.

I had my first experience with a video game when I was around 10 years old. It was called Pong. The contest was between two rectangular “paddles” that could only slide up and down the edges of a TV screen. Between them we bounced a small square dot—the ping pong ball—back and forth.

In high school, I jumped into the arcade game craze of the early 1980s. The game that I really enjoyed was Asteroids (and its successor, Asteroids Deluxe). I got pretty good at piloting the little ship and blasting the random asteroids, tiny flying saucers, and pods that threatened my existence in outer space. (Well, the virtual space I could afford for each 25 cents I dropped in the coin slot.)

More recently, while walking through a one-stop shopping center, I encountered the Rock Band 2 video game. It was set up on display for customers to try.

I know about Rock Band, because Nirvana has some songs on it. I had never tried the game before, so I gave it a go. I worked through the menu and found the song “In Bloom.” I picked up the little guitar-shaped controller and hit the stage.

I knew the bass line to the song, of course, but I couldn’t quite master this new, different way of playing it.

The game reminded me of Space Invaders. I tried to hit the notes cascading down the screen, but could barely keep up.

Meanwhile, this kid was watching me fumble with the game. I became self-conscious and took the controller off.

I handed it to him, and he proceeded to jam on the song—and was really good! He had no idea that I was the musician he was emulating on the game, and I didn’t tell him.

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Not Krist’s score.

Life goes on: I walked away to buy some paint supplies, groceries, and other items from the store.

Regardless of my first experience with the game as a player, I’m loving Rock Band. Instead of file sharing, people are actually buying music again! HA!!!

Putting that issue aside, I like how the game makes the player focus on certain components of the music. When I listen to songs, I’ll usually tune my ear to the bass line. With Rock Band, you can do that, but also see the procession of notes.

Novaselic often blogs on the future of the music industry, and he’s clearly embracing new media as a way forward for the troubled rock biz.

In related news, Dave Grohl also noticed the appeal of Rock Band, but only because a hot chick was playing it.

Novaselic has an infectiously optimistic outlook for the future of music in the video-game/digital era:

Rock and roll has been proclaimed dead countless times. After a slump, rock usually bounces back in a wave of new bands and sounds. Things are different today: Rock has found new life with video games, and the phenomenon is leading to a revival of bands that have been around for a long time.

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Music is a living thing. It’s fun to revisit songs in different forms. For instance, hearing the Beatles’ 2006 album Love, a mash-up of their classic tunes, is like listening to this seminal group for the first time! Love takes the sounds and instruments that were buried in the original mix and puts them up front.

Electronica remixes can also result in a complete reinvention of a song. (By the way—can we have more electronica on the radio?)

Good music, film, paintings, books, and other forms of expression draw you into them. The excitement and power of rock fits well with the dynamic new world created by video games. The virtual universe is interactive, providing sensations that are real. Keep on rocking in the free world!!!!!!!

For more from Krist, including musings on arcologies, futuristic mass transit, and drunken Pomeranians, check out his DAILY WEEKLY posts.

HOLA EL PRADO

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The Museo del Prado in Madrid has put its finest masterpieces online in super-high resolution, with a little help from Google Earth.

Although the interface is a little maddening, if you search for “Museo del Prado” in Google Earth and then click on the square icon, you’re in.

You can view super-high-resolution digital reproductions of the genius works of art, such as Raphael’s El Cardinal (above), that form the highlights of the collection assembled by the great Spanish kings.

The screengrabs you see here are only faint copies of the incredible images you can easily view and manipulate using the Google Earth interface.

Nothing can reproduce the feeling of seeing these paintings surrounded by other masterpieces of the same artist or time period, but this comes pretty damn close.

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Velazquez’s self-portrait in Las Meninas can be zoomed in on to such a degree that you can examine the red cross on his chest – supposedly painted on by the king himself after the artist’s death, in order to record Velazquez’ posthumous ascent to nobility. It can be truly differentiated from the brushstrokes beneath. Sweet.

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Rogier van der Weyden’s Descent from the Cross is a showstopper. The level of intricate, realistic detail in this painting is astounding. The colors are vibrant and powerful. The tears, the stubble, the veins beneath the skin…that’s skill, friends!

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Durer’s Self Portrait is another classic in the Prado collection, and like many of the other paintings it demonstrates the reach of the Spanish empire at its height. Since Spain controlled the Holy Roman Empire and most of Europe for about a century (see Habsburg Spain), the collection of Northern European art from that era is superb.

This painting was a great candidate for super-high-resolution reproduction – the details in the hair and the mountain scene in the background look fantastic when zoomed way in.

As great as all these paintings are – and really the entire Google Earth catalog is vital, including great works by Titian, Goya and El Greco, one painting provides the best argument for battling the horrible interface to check out the Prado’s collection:

The bizarre, terrifying, hilarious, confusing, totally unique Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch!

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This triptych, painted in 1503 or 1504 in the Netherlands, features three curious and magical scenes. The level of detail built into each panel is mind-boggling.

The ability to really zoom in and check out the details is HUGE for this painting, because doing so in person at the museum isn’t particularly feasible. Many of the most interesting elements are tiny, so you have to get up close to check them out. However, it’s one of the most popular pieces in the museum, so that isn’t doable unless you don’t give a care to pissing off your fellow tourists.

Thanks to Google Earth, we can take a closer look.

On the left, we see what must be the Garden of Eden, featuring a scene with God, Adam and Eve, and many amazing depictions of flourishing animal life…and could that be evolution?

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The Christ-like depiction of the Old Testament God is an interesting theological call, to say the least…

Anyway, the central panel is the largest and features a dizzying cavalcade of really strange images. This ostensibly represents the chaos of earth, the Garden of the painting’s title…or maybe not.

Nobody knows what this painting is about, exactly.

And again, it’s weird.

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Awesome party of all animal-kind, or freak show to end all freakshows? Kind of both.

Now we come to the true payoff.

The right-hand panel portrays one of the most graphic and creative versions of Hell from the medieval era.

For a long time it was believed that Bosch was trying to draw a really complex allegory, but scholars now think that in medieval times this kind of nightmare was pretty much what people believed was gonna happen in Hell.

And now you can discover the details for yourself.

It’s tough enough to get in close enough to scope out all the cool details in the other panels when viewing this painting at the Prado.

But nobody wants to be the freak pressing his eyeballs against the horrifying hell panel.

In the privacy of your own home, you can peruse every inch of this ingeniously hellish vision without anyone judging you!

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OK seriously now. What on EARTH is going on in the image above??!?!?!

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Google Earth must have crashed 20 times as we were screengrabbing these images…in all likelihood this was some kind of security mechanism. But we persevered.

Keep in mind that these images are not nearly as high quality as what you will see in Google Earth…

The fact is that the Prado is one of the world’s greatest museums, and they are truly to be commended for putting the best of their collection online like this.

Here’s hoping more museums follow suit.

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