Comments for Rumors on the Internets http://rumorsontheinternets.org Uncovering the best of the web, while pointing and laughing at the worst. Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:24:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ Comment on Dikembe Mutombo’s Request for Sex: How Did He Phrase It and Where Was It Uttered? An ROTI Investigation by Dikembe Mutombo comes out as ‘extremely straight’ | The Heckler http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/09/15/dikembe-mutombos-request-for-sex-how-did-he-phrase-it-and-where-was-it-uttered-an-roti-investigation/#comment-3639 Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:24:53 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=4613#comment-3639 [...] “It is very important that all my fans – especially any women who might be interested in having sex with me – know that I, Dikembe Mutombo, am extremely straight,” said the seven-foot-two Congolese American. “I can not emphasize this enough: I love having sex with the women and would like to be doing that right now in case any women near me at the moment would like to sex Mutombo.” [...]

]]> Comment on Creating The Ultimate Dance Party Playlist [Updated for 2013] by Ami http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2012/05/26/creating-the-ultimate-dance-party-playlist-2012-edition/#comment-3638 Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:24:43 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=5840#comment-3638 This is the greatest breakdown for us amatures who need help that I have ever seen. Thanks for being awesome! and for the descriptions :)

]]> Comment on I Declare Bullshit on the “Mechanically Separated Chicken” Picture by hunnewelllisa@yahoo.com http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2010/10/06/i-declare-bullshit-on-the-mechanically-separated-chicken-picture/#comment-3636 Mon, 29 Apr 2013 20:38:27 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=2894#comment-3636 Okay. So what on what machanically sperated meat looks like. Its still weird because last i checked chicken doesnt look like a sponge when you bite in to it.. or what about this one.. To me chicken nuggets and pattys look like pressed wood.. get it?

]]> Comment on Magnasanti: The Largest and Most Terrifying SimCity by Danielcraigsurfer http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2010/10/14/magnasanti-the-largest-and-most-terrifying-simcity/#comment-3617 Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:41:17 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=2933#comment-3617 So when is he going to start his own version of The Hunger Games?

]]> Comment on Dikembe Mutombo’s Request for Sex: How Did He Phrase It and Where Was It Uttered? An ROTI Investigation by HQ http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/09/15/dikembe-mutombos-request-for-sex-how-did-he-phrase-it-and-where-was-it-uttered-an-roti-investigation/#comment-3514 Sun, 17 Mar 2013 02:55:25 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=4613#comment-3514 who will sex Dikembe tonight originated at Soul Night at the Pub in the early 90′s. first hand witness. #HoyaSaxa

]]> Comment on Jennifer Love Hewitt, Prostitution Whore by damiana00 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2010/07/22/jennifer-love-hewitt-prostitution-whore/#comment-3513 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 19:10:47 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=2733#comment-3513 Wow that poor stupid creature. I actually feel sorry for her. She seems so desperate and in need of acknowledgement of her sexiness…..and that stems from something else much more desperate. She could stand still and be sexy but I guess being in the public eye one gets beat down and starts to look for validation in darker places.
This show is yet another example of how whoring oneself is glorified or glossed over, the actual degrading act of lowering one’s morality to survive when really….in this country, there are ALWAYS alternatives. There is a sad movement towards this, increased porn usage online perverted kids perspectives of love and intimacy and rape, increased sex slavery around the world and increased objectification.
Yay…we’ve come a long way baby. Not.

I hope she finds her way back to confident again without using her sexuality.

]]> Comment on Garfunkel and Oates Aren’t Funny by D. Monroe http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/02/18/garfunkel-and-oates-arent-funny/#comment-3454 Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:02:29 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=3929#comment-3454 Sooooo unfunny. I am embarrassed for them. And they’re not even cute. The brunette looks like she has progeria. Poor thing. Thanks for calling out the naked emperor.

]]> Comment on Dikembe Mutombo’s Request for Sex: How Did He Phrase It and Where Was It Uttered? An ROTI Investigation by Steve (@rza2gza) http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/09/15/dikembe-mutombos-request-for-sex-how-did-he-phrase-it-and-where-was-it-uttered-an-roti-investigation/#comment-3374 Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:32:38 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=4613#comment-3374 I heard this story early in college 1995 or 6 probably and it went as “Who wants to f*** the Mutomobo?”

]]> Comment on Dikembe Mutombo’s Request for Sex: How Did He Phrase It and Where Was It Uttered? An ROTI Investigation by Who Wants To Insure Dikembe Mutombo? New Commercial Kills It [VIDEO] | BustedCoverage – Sports Gossip | Drunk Athletes | Hot Cheerleaders | Football News http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/09/15/dikembe-mutombos-request-for-sex-how-did-he-phrase-it-and-where-was-it-uttered-an-roti-investigation/#comment-3370 Sat, 02 Feb 2013 23:48:30 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=4613#comment-3370 [...] on Durex, Trojan or some other brand to step up and offer Mutombo a role that capitalizes on his greatest contribution to internet lore. He seems [...]

]]> Comment on Garfunkel and Oates Aren’t Funny by me http://rumorsontheinternets.org/2011/02/18/garfunkel-and-oates-arent-funny/#comment-3132 Wed, 12 Dec 2012 20:06:47 +0000 http://rumorsontheinternets.org/?p=3929#comment-3132 Make them stop! They suck and are so not funny!

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