Auto-Tune the News: Political Power Ballads

Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock for the past few months, you’ve probably caught one of the Auto-Tune the News videos.

Originally a viral sensation, they were quickly snapped up by the website BarelyPolitical. They’ve been spotlighted on NPR, and clips are often used as drops on ESPN Radio’s Scott Van Pelt Show.

So before the concept becomes completely stale, it’s high time for an overview of the series, highlighting its finest moments thus far.

The series is what its name says it is: an artful assemblage of clips from news channels, masterfully edited and turned into one hip-hop song after another with use of the ubiquitous Auto-Tune software.

ATTN is primarily the work of Michael Gregory, one of the talented siblings that make up the band The Gregory Brothers. The series also features his two older brothers, Andrew and Evan; Andrew’s primary role has been to perform romantic duets with Katie Couric, while Evan has played an increasingly vital role as the series has gone on, and may have stolen Katie away from his younger bro.

I’d be remiss to ignore the contributions of Evan’s really attractive and talented wife Sarah Fullen, who’s the secret weapon of the series. The most recent video also featured a non-related contributor, Aaron Steele, which makes us wonder what other guest stars might be in store…

The first video we’ll feature is the third in the series, which is the best of the early editions. This clip features a great performance by Ron Paul singing about freedom and liberty and the joys of “third-partying,” but I really love the joyous and racy duet between Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan and Asif Ali Zardari of Pakistan while Hillary Clinton tries to get a word in edgewise.

“Hatching plans with you…invade Tajikistan with you” is a truly inspired piece of internationally-related lyricism. But for pure giggles it can’t touch “Making memories at the pottery wheel…rubbing clay on you all afternoon! HO!”

As good as #3 was, the fourth video was a huge step forward. To this day, we can’t think of Justice Sonia Sotomayor without thinking of the song that opens this video, in which the Gregorys sing about the loneliness of the lone female, Judge Ginsberg, and how the Court needs a “shorty…qualified to get low in the Apple Bottom row” – a role perfectly filled by the “jurisprudent” Sotomayor.

In the most respectful possible way, of course!

Joe Biden, a mainstay of the series, delivers an impassioned number that “goes out to the Serbians…also the ladies, but mostly the Serbians.” The video ends with a performance by the Angry Gorilla, a somewhat puzzling figure (played by Michael) who nonetheless sings a pretty awesome number that tells us of the woes that ensue “when an Angry Gorilla cries.”

Auto-Tune the News #5 might not be the strongest of the series, but it contains a duet between Katie Couric and Evan Gregory that is quite simply magnificent. It’s really unbelievable (a) how musical Couric’s anchor voice is even before being autotuned and (b) the cheesy things she says on the air. I never watch her newscast, so I had no idea. But the refrain “You can be Lady Gaga / I can be T-Pain / We can be bringin’ on the boogie, droppin’ rhymes like rain” is a work of sublime inspiration.

Oh yeah, and Joe Biden sings about AMERICA from space!

I find the the sixth video gets better and better every time I watch it. The video opens with a House debate on the climate change bill, featuring several Gregories along with brilliant performances by Michelle Bachmann, Nancy Pelosi, and an incandescent John Boehner. The minority leader’s refrain of “Hell No!” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard.

The video also features solid segments with Sarah Palin and an amusing discussion of the death of Michael Jackson, who Jackson family attorney Brian Oxman described as “waking up dead.”

The reason these videos work is not the skillful video editing or the funny lyrics – although both elements are executed very effectively. These videos are awesome because the Gregory Brothers are musicians first, and the songs are all catchy as hell.

Seriously, I can’t get these songs out of my head.

Does anyone know of professional help for this? I would really like to be able to discuss politics without lapsing into R&B crooning of the most ridiculous nature.

If you would like to fall prey to the same condition, check out the entire series at Michael Gregory’s “Schmoyoho” Youtube channel. You can also take a look at the Gregory Brothers Myspace page or enjoy the soulful crooning of the really quite attractive Sarah Fullen as well…

Bravo, Gregorys. You’ve created a viral video series that will stand the test of time.

Kanye Noooooooooooooo!!!

Kanye West was on SNL this weekend performing his single, “Love Lockdown.”

He delivers what is one of the worst live musical performances ever captured in the history of recorded music – comparable to a rejectee on an early-season episode of American Idol. Brendon from WWTDD quips, “This is the kind of noise you normally only hear on TV after someone gets poisoned.”

If it wasn’t for obvious vocal doubling (notice how some off-camera singer hits all the high notes!) and occasional saves from Auto Tune, it would be even worse.

Is there any doubt that an amateur doing this performance would be heartily booed off the stage at the Apollo?

The ironic thing here is that “Love Lockdown” is a tremendous song on record.

So what went wrong?

Clearly, Kanye isn’t a particularly good singer, and he needs WAY more Auto Tune than was in effect on Saturday night. So chalk some of this up to a technical glitch – but only in the sense that it failed to properly obscure Kanye’s mediocre singing voice.

However, almost as problematic is the ill-conceived staging of this performance, which may stem from a wrongheaded interpretation of the source material.

Kanye’s 808s and Heartbreak album is really good. But the reason it’s good is NOT because Kanye is a great singer, or because his vocal tracks are so memorable.

The beats are what make it a good album. Track after track of awesome beats with sharply produced, unnatural-sounding vocals and two well-placed guest appearances.

The album’s lyrics (particularly as they pertain to heartbreak) are self-indulgent and lame, and now we know Kanye can’t sing, either. But that hardly matters when a nasty beat is thumping at you from the subwoofer.

“Love Lockdown” is a great example. The first minute – pretty much just Kanye singing – is pretty boring. Then the drums kick in at around the one minute mark, and it becomes a serious jam. The last 90 seconds of the song are practically all beat and no vocals, and they’re among the best 90 seconds of music released this year.

Kanye’s a great producer and composer, and he’s put together a lot of great singles, and “808s” is arguably his best album.

But this performance was staged to feature Kanye’s vocals and only Kanye’s vocals, with the backing musicians hidden in shadow and their performance nearly inaudible.

Leaving us only with the self-absorbed Mr. West and his terrible vocals…

The Letterman performance, in which the Auto Tune worked and there were a bunch of burly drummers in the background, was better.

But honestly, less of Kanye alone on the stage “crooning” and more of them drummers breaking down dope beats!

In Kanye’s defense on an entirely unrelated note, everyone who thought he ripped off Daft Punk on his single “Stronger” needs to check out this Edwin Birdsong track from the 70s…

Auto-Tune: T-Pain, Geophysicist Reinvent Pop Music

The WASHINGTON POST has a great article this morning, written by the unfortunately styled J. Freedom duLac, that presents an compelling overview of the influence of Auto-Tune software on the music industry. These days, it seems that the more Auto-Tune, the bigger the hit, and what was once a device to fix pitch is now becoming a front-and-center production effect. First making an appearance in the insufferable “Believe” by Cher, the Auto-Tune effect has rised to prominence through the efforts of one T-Pain:

T-Pain, whose given name is Faheem Najm, is careful to note the vocoder-and-talk-box-laced legacies of Roger Troutman (of Zapp) and Teddy Riley (Guy, Blackstreet) in “Karaoke.” But there’s no question that he’s become synonymous with the suddenly ubiquitous Auto-Tune effect, which adds a distinct, delirious and decidedly sticky sound to his songs — many of them enormously successful.

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“I’ve heard [the criticism] since I came out,” says T-Pain, who just three years ago was a relatively unknown rapper who sometimes sang the hooks for his group, the Nappy Headz. “People were really hating on it. But I’m being accepted for doing it now. I’m actually being congratulated.”

And copied. Success breeds imitation in pop culture, and following T-Pain’s breakthrough, there’s been a full-fledged Auto-Tune explosion in hip-hop, as heard on Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop,” Kanye West’s “Love Lockdown,” Chris Brown’s “Forever,” Janet Jackson’s “Feedback” and G-Unit’s 50 Cent showcase, “Rider Pt. 2,” not to mention various songs that feature T-Pain himself, such as Ciara’s new single, “Go Girl.”

“You’re talking about bona fide hits by A-list artists, the biggest names in hip-hop,” says Dion Summers, a senior programming director for Sirius XM’s hip-hop and R&B channels. “The T-Pain technique definitely makes a song stand out. It sounds so cool, and it gives more rise to the record and makes it seem lighter. He really hit on a winning formula. It works; that’s why these other artists are doing it.”

Although apparently Lil Wayne gets a pass for being a Friend of Pain, T-Pain is pretty annoyed that everyone else is stealing his sound, and he’s being forced to change up to stay ahead of the curve. However, it’s definitely worth noting that T-Pain is awesome with or without heavy Auto-Tune.

Need proof? Take it to the chorus below…

Arguably, the most interesting part of this story is how the software got its start.

While pop music isn’t anything like rocket science, it took a geophysicist to figure out how to clean up wrong notes. Twenty years ago Harold “Andy” Hildebrand, who’d spent nearly two decades doing seismic data research in the oil industry, started a company, Jupiter Systems (since renamed Antares), that applied mathematical models and digital-signal processing technology to musical applications. Its first program was used to create seamless synthesizer loops.

The idea for Auto-Tune came during lunch one day, when Hildebrand was jokingly asked by the wife of a sales rep to come up with an algorithm that might make her singing sound better. “We were discussing what I should do next, and she said, ‘Maybe you could make a box for me that would make my voice in tune,’ ” Hildebrand says from his Northern California office. “And everybody just stared down at their lunch. . . . Everybody knew it was impossible and was therefore a stupid idea.” So of course, he says, he had to do it.

The result was a software plug-in that corrects a singer’s pitch, in a way that’s theoretically imperceptible to the untrained ear. “The automatic algorithm compares the pitch of the singer to a scale, then gradually moves the singer’s pitch toward the scale note,” Hildebrand says.

Introduced by Antares in 1997, the Auto-Tune application was revolutionary. It reduced the need for — and expense of — doing countless vocal retakes in pursuit of a perfect end-to-end vocal; it also allowed singers (J. Lo) with pitch problems (Britney) to sound somewhat palatable (Cassie).

[...]Is it cheating?

“I don’t engage in those conversations,” Hildebrand says. “I just make software.”

He laughs, then notes that he’s making money, too. Lots of it. “The industry’s going to have to make up its own mind [if] it’s a monster or not.” (And anyway, says Hildebrand, who earned union scale in a symphony orchestra while in high school and studied composition at Rice University’s Shepard School of Music: “Frankly, I don’t listen to pop music.”)

[...]In T-Pain’s hands, Auto-Tune is used as a tool, not a crutch — a sort of flavor enhancer that falls somewhere between sweet cream butter and MSG. To achieve the effect, the Auto-Tune’s “retune speed” setting is adjusted to zero; rather than moving a vocal toward the nearest correct note gradually, it’s processed almost instantly, resulting in an unnatural stair step in pitch that makes human vocals sound unhuman. “It really wasn’t meant to be used that way,” Hildebrand says, “but it’s becoming really popular.”

So much so that Antares is releasing a discounted, stripped-down version of Auto-Tune this month to coincide with the release of T-Pain’s album. Whereas Auto-Tune plug-ins typically sell for more than $300, Antares is offering the Auto-Tune EFX for $99 through Guitar Center — “for the guy who wants a simple T-Pain effect or simple pitch correction,” Hildebrand says.

This, of course, means more T-Pain copycats are inevitable. Some will be more famous than others: Sean “Diddy” Combs has already announced that his next album will feature a heavy dose of Auto-Tuned vocals, which actually sounds like an upgrade, given how monochromatic the mogul-rapper’s voice tends to be in recorded form. Christina Aguilera — a bona fide belter who doesn’t need the help — has hinted that she might experiment with the effect, too.

Whatever. This style is already becoming overexposed and played-out, and its main practitioner is already moving on. But his glory shall remain. Just like RZA will always be the pioneer of using soul samples in hip hop, so will T-Pain long be revered for taking the Auto-Tune effect to the top of the charts.

Sweet article, J. Freedom. But that name, dude…

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