Mono County Police Work: Hunt, Fish, Ride, Snowmobile, Bust Some Idiots!

Mono County, California, is located along the Nevada border.

It’s a desolate place known mostly as the locale of Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort, an epic winter destination where the slopes are tasty and none of the employees are bearded.

Apart from Mammoth, there really isn’t that much going on in Mono County. They have about 13,000 residents, not even enough to have their own congressional district.

There are some natural wonders to behold. Oh, and a ghost town!

It’s a locale where a design for a new courthouse becomes the hot topic…because it’s too fruity and “Santa Monica” for the rugged Mono folks.

So it’s safe to say things are probably pretty damn relaxed in Mono County…an assumption that is only confirmed by a visit to the county Sheriff Department’s website.

Here you can find press releases on all the high crimes and misdemeanors that the law has to battle in those parts.

A few highlights are “Elderly Man Arrested Twice Within 24 Hours,” “Window Smashed at Tiger Bar by Drunk Patron,” and “Erratic Driving Leads to Interesting Traffic Stop and Arrest.

(That last one is particularly weird: “During a search of Mr. Kavanach’s vehicle, the Deputy discovered a loaded handgun that was hidden inside the vehicle’s multiple CD changer in the trunk, a ski mask with goggles, gas mask, wig and mustache, additional ammunition and photos and maps of bridges, commercial structures, and various locations in California including the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant.”)

So apparently while they wait around for evildoers to show up with costumes and potentially diabolical plans, or just drunken old men wandering around town, the Sheriff’s Department doesn’t fail to keep busy.

Why, just peruse the images posted to their website…

Here’s the deputies huntin’ and fishin’!

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Here are the deputies getting their ride on – on steeds of flesh and of iron!

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Undoubtedly the best part of the website is the pictures from “Taser Training”.

Watch the Mono County deputies tase the shit out each other!

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The ladies were not spared…

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Wait a minute – did they tase the same woman twice?

Either they’re sisters, or someone made the mistake of stealing the Sheriff/Coroner’s parking spot the week of Taser Training…

ANYWAY, other than our apparent obsession with Sheriffs this week, this fine outfit came to our attention via a link forwarded by Nils Coq au Vin.

Seems that when they aren’t yanking fish out of Mono Lake or shooting each other with Tasers, the Sheriff’s Department is tricking stupid Orange County residents into showing up in their jurisdiction loaded down with drugs.

Then they arrest them while wielding assault rifles!! Bad ass!

Over the past week, agents with the Mono Narcotic Enforcement Team (MONET) have operated an internet based sting operation. Officers report that agents posed as the sellers of vouchers for Mammoth Mountain. Rather than cash, officers say they clearly stated that the lift tickets were to be exchanged for narcotics.

MONET agents say they received numerous offers from prospective buyers. The deals were arranged for Friday in Mammoth. When the buyers arrived in Mammoth and gave the agents narcotics in exchange for vouchers, they were arrested.

With visible arrests in broad daylight Friday, the Town of Mammoth was abuzz with talk of the arrests. Friday afternoon, Police could be seen holding the suspects at gunpoint in a parking lot off Old Mammoth road. The suspects appeared to be dressed for a day on the slopes, but instead found themselves in front of officers pointing pistols and assault rifles at them.

There were a total of 6 suspects arrested and charged. Officers say that they seized about 1 pound of marijuana, ¼ ounce of cocaine, Ecstasy tablets, and a variety of prescription medications.

Officers arrested 22 year old Travis Jennings of San Luis Obispo, 28 year old Joshua Martin of Newport Beach, 30 year old Christopher Nichols of Newport Beach, 27 year old Molly Malloy of Huntington Beach, and 21 year old Jonathan Morrison of Highland Park.

All suspects were booked into the Mono County Jail on charges ranging from sales of controlled substance, possession of cocaine, sales and possession of more than 1 oz. of marijuana and conspiracy.

Local blog Sierra Wave has pictures of the bust, and they’re a delicious combo of ridiculous and awe-inspiring.

[UPDATE: The pictures have been buried. Tragic.]

A pound of weed, some coke, a little ecstasy…not a lot of dope on the table there, but what the hell, at least five O.C. deadbeats will think twice before bringing their doper asses to Mammoth again…

And sure, the assault rifles probably weren’t needed. But they look cool as hell, so who cares!

A story in the Orange County Register reveals that the method of the sting was deliciously simple…just a post on Craigslist saying “Lift tickets for 420, yo” and the drug fiends came sprinting right into the trap!

Four Orange County residents were arrested in Mammoth Lakesin a sting involving undercover police officers selling ski lift tickets for drugs, police officials confirmed today.

Mono County Sheriff’s Department officers advertised on Craigslist.com an offer to sell lift vouchers for Mammoth Lakes’ skiing area in exchange for narcotics. The buyers came to Mammoth Lakes, gave the agents the drugs, and were arrested Friday, Mono sheriff’s officials said.

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This was the first time this type of sting has been done by the department, Mono sheriff’s spokeswoman Shannon Kendall said.

But assuredly not the last, because in between all the snowmobiling, horseback riding, and fishing, you best BELIEVE the Mono County Sheriff’s Department is gonna bust some lowlifes.

Even if they have to import them!

And after a hard day’s work, it’s time to take on the local high school in a spirited game of b-ball…

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We already know what you’re thinking.

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Ziggy, Bodie, Bubs stick up for Phelps

If you ever become a celebrity victim of the drug wars and you need a friend, don’t worry.

The cast of The Wire will stick up for you!

So, Mike Phelps took an Olympic-sized hit from a top-of-the-line Roor bong at a South Carolina frat party.

All hell broke loose after the above picture got out…

The local po-po arrested a bunch of hapless stoners and pumped them for info on Aquaman instead of, you know, asking where they got their drugs from. Not that we’d encourage any investigation of small time drug users in a jurisdiction with several unsolved homicides.

Kellogg’s said “Oh hell no” and pulled his endorsements, which we’re SURE was purely for moral reasons and not a cost-saving measure in light of the economic apocalypse.

Then Phelps had to apologize to China for being one toke over the line!! Sweet Jesus.

Well, Phleppsyboy, everything we’ve seen about you out of the pool indicates that you’re something of a douche. We wish we could find a link to the story about Phelps jealously texting male swimmers that their ladies were hitting it with NBA stars in Beijing, just because said ballers were ignoring him. But we can’t, so trust us…

Anyway, you might feel really alone right now, but you aren’t.

Ziggy Sobotka, Bodie Broadus and Bubbles are on your side, according to NYMag’s VULTURE blog!

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Tijuana’s “Pozolero” Is One Cold Sumbitch

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We’ve reported before on the jawdroppingly murderous ways of the Mexican drug cartels, but this latest story from the LA TIMES astonished even the most battle-hardened ROTI correspondents.

See the picture above? The handwritten note crudely tacked onto that barrel reads “This is what happens to those who associate with The Engineer.

And inside those blue barrels are ex-people.

Translation: if you pick the wrong side in the bloody faction wars presently taking place within the Tijuana drug cartel, you could end up not just killed, but DISSOLVED.

These Mexican mofos are doing like Judge Doom and putting their enemies in The Dip!

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The Times is reporting on the capture of the Tijuana cartel’s pozolero, or “stew maker” – a sinister gent who specialized in disintegration.

This dude, Santiago Meza Lopez, is one cold son of a bitch. He dissolved bodies for a measly 600 bucks a week…

For the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of families of people who have vanished amid Baja California’s drug wars, the search for justice has been lonely and fruitless. But their hopes have been buoyed recently by the Jan. 22 arrest of a man Mexican authorities believe is behind the gruesome disposal of bodies in vats of industrial chemicals.
Santiago Meza Lopez, a stocky 45-year-old taken into custody after a raid near Ensenada, was identified as the pozolero who liquefied the bodies of victims for lieutenants of the Arellano Felix drug cartel. Authorities say he laid claim to stuffing 300 bodies into barrels of lye, then dumping some of the liquefied remains in a pit in a hillside compound in eastern Tijuana.

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The hillside compound where Meza told authorities he labored lies in an area acquainted with death. There are two cemeteries tucked in the surrounding hills, and funeral processions pass by daily on potholed Ojo de Agua road.

Behind the white gate, Meza said, he would fill a barrel with water and two large bags of lye. Wearing gloves and protective goggles, he’d light a fire underneath, and bring the liquid to a boil before depositing a body. After 24 hours, he would dump the disintegrated remains in a pit and set them aflame.

In Tijuana, the process is known as making pozole. That’s because the pink liquid in the barrel resembles the popular Mexican stew. When a Mexican official asked Meza what he did for a living, he replied, “Me llaman el Pozolero“: They call me the Pozole Maker.


This pozole would look absolutely delicious when presented in any other context…

He earned $600 weekly and said he learned how to disintegrate bodies by first experimenting with pig legs, according to the Mexican federal attorney general’s office. Meza allegedly told authorities he worked for several top cartel lieutenants over a 10-year period, most recently for Teodoro Garcia Simental, whom authorities believe is behind the kidnappings of hundreds of people in recent years.

Meza’s alleged deeds apparently went unnoticed in the shabby area of ranches and pig and chicken farms. Several neighbors said they had never seen him, and weren’t curious.

“It’s best to be ignorant of such diabolical things,” said a local pig farmer, who did not want to be identified because he feared for his safety.

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Aponte was removed from his post in August, and most of the state officials he accused have not been prosecuted.

Last week at Meza’s compound, federal agents continued digging up soil samples looking for human remains. Experts and law enforcement say chances are slim they will be able to identify any of them.

Salvador Ortiz Morales, the state deputy attorney general in Tijuana, said forensic teams have never been able to identify victims dissolved in barrels because so little remains.

The site may not yield answers for another reason.

Meza admitted disintegrating bodies over a 10-year period, but neighbors said the compound was constructed only six months ago. All the more reason, the families say, to pressure Meza to disclose other grave sites, and demand other details on the fate of the missing.

As the San Diego Union-Tribune reports, the schism within the Tijuana cartel is only ramping up the violence in the Mexican West:

Run by a group of brothers originally from Sinaloa state, the Arellano Félix drug cartel monopolized the lucrative routes for illicit drugs through the Tijuana region to the United States for more than two decades.

The cartel has been weakened in recent years because the brothers and some trusted lieutenants have been arrested or killed. Experts say what was once a strong hierarchy has been replaced by a network of criminal cells led by Fernando Sánchez Arellano, a nephew of the brothers.

Sanchez’s nickname is “El Ingeniero,” the Engineer. He is 36, law enforcement officials say. His photograph has never been publicly shown, and little is known about him. The unprecedented bloodshed of recent months is the result of a challenge against Sánchez mounted by a former Arellano cell leader, Eduardo Teodoro Garcia Simental, known as “El Teo” or “Tres Letras,” law enforcement officials say.

García’s forces are known for mutilating victims, Mexican law enforcement officials say. Often, the dumped bodies are accompanied by notes referring to El Ingeniero. El Teo’s domain is believed to extend over eastern Tijuana and much of Rosarito Beach.

Some Mexican officials say Sánchez has forged ties with Los Zetas, a paramilitary group associated with the Gulf cartel.

Mexican officials say Garcia has the backing of the powerful Sinaloa cartel, led by Joaquín Guzmán Loera, known as “Chapo,” or Shorty, a long-standing enemy of the Arellanos. But the extent of the Sinaloa cartel’s involvement has been a matter of debate among law enforcement groups that monitor the cartels. The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration has said the reports about the Sinaloa cartel are “unconfirmed rumors,” though one U.S. law enforcement official familiar with the cartels said that such an alliance “would make all the sense in the world.”

We’re pretty sure that when bodies are being dissolved into “stew,” headless victims are popping up all over the place and deadly gangs of assassins roam the land, the phrase “makes all the sense in the world” no longer applies.

The real irony here is that none of this intra-cartel violence and bloodshed, nor the countervailing arrests and killings of drug dealers, has done anything to stem the free-flowing supply of illicit drugs to the United States…

Mexican Assassins Are Pretty Damn Competent

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The sunny, broad intersection of Arizona Street and Boulevard Pope John Paul II abuts the Rio Grande and is a five-minute drive from a main bridge into El Paso. Easily visible across the river was a picket line of U.S. Border Patrol vehicles.

Huerta was riding in the passenger seat of a new silver-colored Dodge Journey SUV with Texas plates, which had stopped at a red light. The car was driven by a secretary at the prosecutor’s office, Marisela Esparza Granados. When García arrived, the splintered windshield wipers on the vehicle were still struggling to operate.

The intersection around the Dodge was littered with spent shells. García and his partner, who carry clipboards but no weapons, methodically photographed the scene and collected 85 casings, all in the caliber consistent with the account some witnesses told police — that two hooded men from two vans pulled in front of the Dodge and opened fire with AK-47s.

The criminologists at the forensic lab were struck by several details. First, they suspected that Huerta was followed by at least one, and perhaps several, chase vehicles, which would have helped the gunmen get into position to ambush Huerta. They knew the car Huerta would use and his route, the investigators said.

Second, the criminologists were impressed with the precision, speed and audacity of the attack.

When it rolled to a stop at the traffic light, Huerta’s vehicle was surrounded by other cars at a crowded intersection. But no other vehicles were hit by stray bullets. Later, Hawley, the lab coordinator, pointed out the tight pattern of gunfire pocking the SUV’s windshield.

“You see they hit where they aim. He was the target. Not her,” Hawley said. The assassins concentrated their fire directly at Huerta, who was not wearing a bulletproof vest. “If they know they’re wearing a bulletproof vest, they ignore the chest and shoot the head,” he added.

The autopsy revealed that Huerta had been struck at least 40 times, most in the chest. The passenger seat of the SUV was soaked with blood. The secretary, Esparza, was struck only three times, though a neck wound was fatal.

In the crime laboratory, the shell casings were examined by the ballistics team and recorded. The bullets are almost always from the United States. The assassins do not trust bullets made in Mexico, Hawley said, adding, “The American bullets are better.”

You’ve just enjoyed a tasty portion of the WASHINGTON POST‘s article on the deadliness of Mexican drug cartel assassins.

Now, American news sources have been gawking at the insane Mexican assassination situation for some time now. Here’s an article from the New York Times about a decade ago that observes the cartel’s penchant for recruiting American assassins, focusing on one top Mexican-American killer:

The hit man, David Barron Corona, 34, led a group of young Hispanic toughs who started in crime by selling marijuana and amphetamines on California street corners, developed a taste for murder in years of drive-by shootings, and after establishing contacts with Mexican traffickers blossomed into a ruthless new breed of cross-border assassin.

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Although Mr. Barron’s story is dramatic, he is by no means unique, an American anti-drug agent said. Mexican traffickers have been recruiting gang members in cities all along the 2,000-mile border to work as henchmen in Mexico, he said.

The agent described these gang members as ”hard-core, violence-prone” criminals who speak both English and Spanish and have access to weapons. ”They’ll do anything for money,” the agent said.

”It’s the same thing in El Paso-Juarez,” he added, referring to the metropolitan area that straddles the border between Texas and the Mexican state of Chihuahua. ”They kill on one side of the river and hide on the other. That’s why the border is as much a mirror of what is happening in the United States as it is of Mexico.”

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When exactly Mr. Barron made the acquaintance of Ramon Arellano Felix, one of the brothers who control the Tijuana cartel, is not clear. But he appears to have earned Mr. Arellano’s enduring trust in November 1992, when Mr. Arellano was pinned down in the restroom of a disco in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, during an attack by gunmen from a rival drug mafia.

Mr. Barron helped Mr. Arellano escape through the disco’s air-conditioning ducts, American officials said.

After that experience, Mr. Arellano assigned Mr. Barron to recruit cartel gunmen from among gang associates in San Diego, according to a United States prosecutor who discussed Mr. Barron in a 1995 interview.

”When the traffickers wanted to send hit squads into Mexico, Barron would assemble the group and dispatch them to their targets,” the prosecutor said. The gang members were paid weekly retainers and given bonuses of thousands of dollars for specific jobs, the prosecutor said.

Mr. Barron recruited gang members for an attack on one of the Arellanos’ rivals in May 1993. That operation degenerated into a furious firefight at the Guadalajara airport and left a Roman Catholic Cardinal dead in the crossfire, said Alejandro Hodoyan, an Arellano lieutenant who was arrested last year and described the workings of the cartel to Mexican investigators.

Well, that guy might SOUND like a masta killa, but look how things turned out for him:

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Accidentally capped in the eye by his own hit squad. And the target got away. We’re not impressed.

Well, unfortunately the Mexican cartel killers have evolved quite a bit from the David Barron days:

In Mexico’s chaotic drug war, attacks are no longer the work of desperate amateurs with bad aim. Increasingly, the killings are being carried out by professionals, often hooded and gloved, who trap their targets in coordinated ambushes, strike with overwhelming firepower, and then vanish into the afternoon rush hour — just as they did in the Huerta killing.

The paid assassins, known as sicarios, are rarely apprehended. Mexican officials say the commando squads probably travel from state to state, across a country where the government and its security forces are drawing alarming conclusions about the scope and skill of an enemy supported by billions of dollars in drug profits.

“They are getting very good at their jobs,” said Hector Hawley Morelos, coordinator of the state forensics and crime laboratory here, where criminologists and coroners have been overwhelmed by more than 1,600 homicides in Juarez this year. “The assassins show a high level of sophistication. They have had training — somewhere. They appear to have knowledge of police investigative procedures. For instance, they don’t leave fingerprints. That is very disturbing.”

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In the Juarez morgue, the three walk-in freezers are filled to capacity with more than 90 corpses, stacked floor to ceiling, in leaking white bags with zippers. After a few months, those who are not identified are buried in a field at the city cemetery at the edge of the desert.

“The patterns that we often see with organized crime homicides are high-caliber weapons, multiple wounds, extreme trauma,” said Alma Rosa Padilla, a chief medical examiner, who completes as many as five full autopsies each day. “They don’t go to the hospital.”

OK, that’s terrifying.

As the WAPO article points out, there are a lot of former army and police members defecting to the dark side all the time, bringing their expertise along with them.

Dude. That’s like Lieutenant Daniels’ Major Case Squad joining forces with the Marlo Stanfield crew to take out Tommy Carcetti, Scott Templeton and Julian Bond.

Well, like that, except in real life and not cool. Also, Mexican.

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Dope on the decks

The eyes of Irish cokeheads aren’t smiling tonight.

In a daring operation at sea last week, Irish authorities seized a cocaine shipment worth almost 700 million euros from a yacht called “Dances with Waves.”

This was no fluke…the yacht had been identified as the carrier of a drug shipment before it even left the Caribbean. American “black radar” tracked it across the Atlantic as a global narcotics-fighting consortium prepared to seize it when it landed. Then the cheesily-named yacht got caught in a gigantic storm and had to be rescued.

Too bad for its crew that the rescuers came to arrest them too…

Attend the tale of Operation Seabight!

OPERATION Seabight will go down in history as a landmark Irish anti-drug smuggling operation.

The critical element of the operation is not that it delivered Ireland’s largest cocaine seizure with the recovery of an estimated €675m worth of high-grade Colombian cocaine. In fact, the major element of Operation Seabight is that, for the first time, it illustrated the potential of police forces in numerous countries liaising and exploiting military-style technology in the war against drugs.

The startling reality is that the 60-foot sloop ‘Dances With Waves’ was doomed to arrest from almost the minute it left the Caribbean.

As the old sloop battled gales and mountainous seas to cross the Atlantic with her cargo of 1,875kg of cocaine, her every movement was watched.

It is a certainty the yacht was tracked on radar in the Caribbean by a long range P-3 Orion surveillance aircraft which is at the forefront of the US war on drugs, probably in collaboration with the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA).

The Orion, used by both the US Customs Service and the US Navy along with other forces, can patrol for up to 17 hours at a stretch operating from a base in Florida to cover the Caribbean. It uses sophisticated inverse synthetic aperture radar (ISAR) to produce a two-dimensional high-resolution image of a ship.

Suspicions over ‘Dances With Waves’ mounted when she was detected in waters off Trinidad & Tobago. Just 17 months ago, the catamaran ‘Lucky Day’, whose 1,554kg cocaine shipment was seized in Dunlough Bay in west Cork, began her transatlantic journey from precisely these same waters.

We’re told the Lucky Day’s sister ships, the “Ned Nederlander” and the “Dusty Bottoms,” escaped capture…

Two aspects of this tale are pretty entertaining. The first is the awesome technology and tactics utilized by the anti drug forces to catch their prey:

US satellites — several with military-style surveillance capabilities — tracked the sloop as it continued its slow journey.

‘Over the horizon’ or ‘black’ radar — almost impossible to detect — was used to monitor every movement of the sloop. The radar is used to detect targets at very long ranges, up to thousands of kilometres.

Such radars are used by the US Navy, which can track ships up to 3,000 kilometres away, and operate in an anti-drug role from bases in Virginia to cover the Caribbean and Central America, and from Texas to cover the Atlantic and Pacific.

So precise was the monitoring operation that European and US police forces knew the sloop was in trouble in the stormy seas in the hours before she was boarded.

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The astonishing level of surveillance was the result of co-operation between some of the world’s leading police and anti-drug agencies.

Four agencies in particular delivered the ‘Dances With Waves’ seizure — the Portugal-based Maritime Analysis and Operations Centre (MAOC); the elite Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) in the UK; Ireland’s Joint Drugs Taskforce; and the DEA, so beloved of Hollywood crime writers.

Between them, the four agencies can access virtually unlimited resources — and can bridge the sophistication gap that, for so long, favoured the drug smugglers.

Yesterday, gardai and Naval Service personnel refused to comment on the precise intelligence and assets used to track ‘Dances With Waves’.

But one navy officer put it succinctly when he acknowledged: “This is undoubtedly the most successful anti-drug operation we have ever mounted.”

The other amusing point is that the yacht was about to capsize, dumping its precious cargo into the sea, when the authorities rushed in to save the day. It seems they were as interested in saving the blow as the smugglers were!

THE luxury yacht carrying around €700m worth of cocaine was of the verge of capsizing when naval officers swooped on Thursday morning.

The 70 bales of cocaine were within minutes of being washed into the sea, as happened off the Cork coast last year.

Authorities were forced to board the ship in “horrendous weather conditions” to prevent evidence being lost in the seven- metre swells.

Gardai believe that the traffickers underestimated the stormy Atlantic conditions.

Although the 60ft craft could travel at high speeds, it was not designed for rough weather.

Minister for Defence Willie O’Dea said there were “huge waves” when naval personnel made their move.

While praising the operation, Minister O’Dea said that he would not be going to Cork.

“They’ve taken the vessel in and are doing an inspection of the yacht now.

“The lads did the job, let them take the praise,” he said.

The smugglers must have crapped their pants when they were battling to save their yacht from Poseidon only to look up and see this gigantic warship roll up alongside:

“Yeah, we’re gonna need that cocaine. Oh, and also your freedom.”

The drug war is largely a waste of resources, in our opinion.

But as long as we’re fighting it, I guess you gotta concur with Minister O’Dea and congratulate the lads on a job well done. As we say here in America, they’re good po-lice.

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