Mono County Police Work: Hunt, Fish, Ride, Snowmobile, Bust Some Idiots!

Mono County, California, is located along the Nevada border.

It’s a desolate place known mostly as the locale of Mammoth Mountain Ski Resort, an epic winter destination where the slopes are tasty and none of the employees are bearded.

Apart from Mammoth, there really isn’t that much going on in Mono County. They have about 13,000 residents, not even enough to have their own congressional district.

There are some natural wonders to behold. Oh, and a ghost town!

It’s a locale where a design for a new courthouse becomes the hot topic…because it’s too fruity and “Santa Monica” for the rugged Mono folks.

So it’s safe to say things are probably pretty damn relaxed in Mono County…an assumption that is only confirmed by a visit to the county Sheriff Department’s website.

Here you can find press releases on all the high crimes and misdemeanors that the law has to battle in those parts.

A few highlights are “Elderly Man Arrested Twice Within 24 Hours,” “Window Smashed at Tiger Bar by Drunk Patron,” and “Erratic Driving Leads to Interesting Traffic Stop and Arrest.

(That last one is particularly weird: “During a search of Mr. Kavanach’s vehicle, the Deputy discovered a loaded handgun that was hidden inside the vehicle’s multiple CD changer in the trunk, a ski mask with goggles, gas mask, wig and mustache, additional ammunition and photos and maps of bridges, commercial structures, and various locations in California including the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant.”)

So apparently while they wait around for evildoers to show up with costumes and potentially diabolical plans, or just drunken old men wandering around town, the Sheriff’s Department doesn’t fail to keep busy.

Why, just peruse the images posted to their website…

Here’s the deputies huntin’ and fishin’!

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Here are the deputies getting their ride on – on steeds of flesh and of iron!

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Undoubtedly the best part of the website is the pictures from “Taser Training”.

Watch the Mono County deputies tase the shit out each other!

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The ladies were not spared…

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Wait a minute – did they tase the same woman twice?

Either they’re sisters, or someone made the mistake of stealing the Sheriff/Coroner’s parking spot the week of Taser Training…

ANYWAY, other than our apparent obsession with Sheriffs this week, this fine outfit came to our attention via a link forwarded by Nils Coq au Vin.

Seems that when they aren’t yanking fish out of Mono Lake or shooting each other with Tasers, the Sheriff’s Department is tricking stupid Orange County residents into showing up in their jurisdiction loaded down with drugs.

Then they arrest them while wielding assault rifles!! Bad ass!

Over the past week, agents with the Mono Narcotic Enforcement Team (MONET) have operated an internet based sting operation. Officers report that agents posed as the sellers of vouchers for Mammoth Mountain. Rather than cash, officers say they clearly stated that the lift tickets were to be exchanged for narcotics.

MONET agents say they received numerous offers from prospective buyers. The deals were arranged for Friday in Mammoth. When the buyers arrived in Mammoth and gave the agents narcotics in exchange for vouchers, they were arrested.

With visible arrests in broad daylight Friday, the Town of Mammoth was abuzz with talk of the arrests. Friday afternoon, Police could be seen holding the suspects at gunpoint in a parking lot off Old Mammoth road. The suspects appeared to be dressed for a day on the slopes, but instead found themselves in front of officers pointing pistols and assault rifles at them.

There were a total of 6 suspects arrested and charged. Officers say that they seized about 1 pound of marijuana, ¼ ounce of cocaine, Ecstasy tablets, and a variety of prescription medications.

Officers arrested 22 year old Travis Jennings of San Luis Obispo, 28 year old Joshua Martin of Newport Beach, 30 year old Christopher Nichols of Newport Beach, 27 year old Molly Malloy of Huntington Beach, and 21 year old Jonathan Morrison of Highland Park.

All suspects were booked into the Mono County Jail on charges ranging from sales of controlled substance, possession of cocaine, sales and possession of more than 1 oz. of marijuana and conspiracy.

Local blog Sierra Wave has pictures of the bust, and they’re a delicious combo of ridiculous and awe-inspiring.

[UPDATE: The pictures have been buried. Tragic.]

A pound of weed, some coke, a little ecstasy…not a lot of dope on the table there, but what the hell, at least five O.C. deadbeats will think twice before bringing their doper asses to Mammoth again…

And sure, the assault rifles probably weren’t needed. But they look cool as hell, so who cares!

A story in the Orange County Register reveals that the method of the sting was deliciously simple…just a post on Craigslist saying “Lift tickets for 420, yo” and the drug fiends came sprinting right into the trap!

Four Orange County residents were arrested in Mammoth Lakesin a sting involving undercover police officers selling ski lift tickets for drugs, police officials confirmed today.

Mono County Sheriff’s Department officers advertised on Craigslist.com an offer to sell lift vouchers for Mammoth Lakes’ skiing area in exchange for narcotics. The buyers came to Mammoth Lakes, gave the agents the drugs, and were arrested Friday, Mono sheriff’s officials said.

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This was the first time this type of sting has been done by the department, Mono sheriff’s spokeswoman Shannon Kendall said.

But assuredly not the last, because in between all the snowmobiling, horseback riding, and fishing, you best BELIEVE the Mono County Sheriff’s Department is gonna bust some lowlifes.

Even if they have to import them!

And after a hard day’s work, it’s time to take on the local high school in a spirited game of b-ball…

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We already know what you’re thinking.

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Ziggy, Bodie, Bubs stick up for Phelps

If you ever become a celebrity victim of the drug wars and you need a friend, don’t worry.

The cast of The Wire will stick up for you!

So, Mike Phelps took an Olympic-sized hit from a top-of-the-line Roor bong at a South Carolina frat party.

All hell broke loose after the above picture got out…

The local po-po arrested a bunch of hapless stoners and pumped them for info on Aquaman instead of, you know, asking where they got their drugs from. Not that we’d encourage any investigation of small time drug users in a jurisdiction with several unsolved homicides.

Kellogg’s said “Oh hell no” and pulled his endorsements, which we’re SURE was purely for moral reasons and not a cost-saving measure in light of the economic apocalypse.

Then Phelps had to apologize to China for being one toke over the line!! Sweet Jesus.

Well, Phleppsyboy, everything we’ve seen about you out of the pool indicates that you’re something of a douche. We wish we could find a link to the story about Phelps jealously texting male swimmers that their ladies were hitting it with NBA stars in Beijing, just because said ballers were ignoring him. But we can’t, so trust us…

Anyway, you might feel really alone right now, but you aren’t.

Ziggy Sobotka, Bodie Broadus and Bubbles are on your side, according to NYMag’s VULTURE blog!

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Tijuana’s “Pozolero” Is One Cold Sumbitch

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We’ve reported before on the jawdroppingly murderous ways of the Mexican drug cartels, but this latest story from the LA TIMES astonished even the most battle-hardened ROTI correspondents.

See the picture above? The handwritten note crudely tacked onto that barrel reads “This is what happens to those who associate with The Engineer.

And inside those blue barrels are ex-people.

Translation: if you pick the wrong side in the bloody faction wars presently taking place within the Tijuana drug cartel, you could end up not just killed, but DISSOLVED.

These Mexican mofos are doing like Judge Doom and putting their enemies in The Dip!

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The Times is reporting on the capture of the Tijuana cartel’s pozolero, or “stew maker” – a sinister gent who specialized in disintegration.

This dude, Santiago Meza Lopez, is one cold son of a bitch. He dissolved bodies for a measly 600 bucks a week…

For the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of families of people who have vanished amid Baja California’s drug wars, the search for justice has been lonely and fruitless. But their hopes have been buoyed recently by the Jan. 22 arrest of a man Mexican authorities believe is behind the gruesome disposal of bodies in vats of industrial chemicals.
Santiago Meza Lopez, a stocky 45-year-old taken into custody after a raid near Ensenada, was identified as the pozolero who liquefied the bodies of victims for lieutenants of the Arellano Felix drug cartel. Authorities say he laid claim to stuffing 300 bodies into barrels of lye, then dumping some of the liquefied remains in a pit in a hillside compound in eastern Tijuana.

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The hillside compound where Meza told authorities he labored lies in an area acquainted with death. There are two cemeteries tucked in the surrounding hills, and funeral processions pass by daily on potholed Ojo de Agua road.

Behind the white gate, Meza said, he would fill a barrel with water and two large bags of lye. Wearing gloves and protective goggles, he’d light a fire underneath, and bring the liquid to a boil before depositing a body. After 24 hours, he would dump the disintegrated remains in a pit and set them aflame.

In Tijuana, the process is known as making pozole. That’s because the pink liquid in the barrel resembles the popular Mexican stew. When a Mexican official asked Meza what he did for a living, he replied, “Me llaman el Pozolero“: They call me the Pozole Maker.


This pozole would look absolutely delicious when presented in any other context…

He earned $600 weekly and said he learned how to disintegrate bodies by first experimenting with pig legs, according to the Mexican federal attorney general’s office. Meza allegedly told authorities he worked for several top cartel lieutenants over a 10-year period, most recently for Teodoro Garcia Simental, whom authorities believe is behind the kidnappings of hundreds of people in recent years.

Meza’s alleged deeds apparently went unnoticed in the shabby area of ranches and pig and chicken farms. Several neighbors said they had never seen him, and weren’t curious.

“It’s best to be ignorant of such diabolical things,” said a local pig farmer, who did not want to be identified because he feared for his safety.

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Aponte was removed from his post in August, and most of the state officials he accused have not been prosecuted.

Last week at Meza’s compound, federal agents continued digging up soil samples looking for human remains. Experts and law enforcement say chances are slim they will be able to identify any of them.

Salvador Ortiz Morales, the state deputy attorney general in Tijuana, said forensic teams have never been able to identify victims dissolved in barrels because so little remains.

The site may not yield answers for another reason.

Meza admitted disintegrating bodies over a 10-year period, but neighbors said the compound was constructed only six months ago. All the more reason, the families say, to pressure Meza to disclose other grave sites, and demand other details on the fate of the missing.

As the San Diego Union-Tribune reports, the schism within the Tijuana cartel is only ramping up the violence in the Mexican West:

Run by a group of brothers originally from Sinaloa state, the Arellano Félix drug cartel monopolized the lucrative routes for illicit drugs through the Tijuana region to the United States for more than two decades.

The cartel has been weakened in recent years because the brothers and some trusted lieutenants have been arrested or killed. Experts say what was once a strong hierarchy has been replaced by a network of criminal cells led by Fernando Sánchez Arellano, a nephew of the brothers.

Sanchez’s nickname is “El Ingeniero,” the Engineer. He is 36, law enforcement officials say. His photograph has never been publicly shown, and little is known about him. The unprecedented bloodshed of recent months is the result of a challenge against Sánchez mounted by a former Arellano cell leader, Eduardo Teodoro Garcia Simental, known as “El Teo” or “Tres Letras,” law enforcement officials say.

García’s forces are known for mutilating victims, Mexican law enforcement officials say. Often, the dumped bodies are accompanied by notes referring to El Ingeniero. El Teo’s domain is believed to extend over eastern Tijuana and much of Rosarito Beach.

Some Mexican officials say Sánchez has forged ties with Los Zetas, a paramilitary group associated with the Gulf cartel.

Mexican officials say Garcia has the backing of the powerful Sinaloa cartel, led by Joaquín Guzmán Loera, known as “Chapo,” or Shorty, a long-standing enemy of the Arellanos. But the extent of the Sinaloa cartel’s involvement has been a matter of debate among law enforcement groups that monitor the cartels. The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration has said the reports about the Sinaloa cartel are “unconfirmed rumors,” though one U.S. law enforcement official familiar with the cartels said that such an alliance “would make all the sense in the world.”

We’re pretty sure that when bodies are being dissolved into “stew,” headless victims are popping up all over the place and deadly gangs of assassins roam the land, the phrase “makes all the sense in the world” no longer applies.

The real irony here is that none of this intra-cartel violence and bloodshed, nor the countervailing arrests and killings of drug dealers, has done anything to stem the free-flowing supply of illicit drugs to the United States…

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