NYC vs. Salt: It’s ON!!

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Dr. Thomas Frieden, the commissioner of New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, has put some serious notches on his public health pistol in recent years.

First, New York City banned smoking indoors, a revolutionary act that soon spread to almost every other major American city. The ripple effects even crossed the Atlantic: it’s now illegal to smoke inside in freakin’ PARIS.

Having wiped out a cultural trend almost single-handedly, and slashed the number of NYC smokers by hundreds of thousands, Dr. Frieden probably could have rested on his laurels as a public health hero.

Not so much.

Next victim: trans fats. New York banned ‘em, and surprise surprise, the restaurant biz didn’t collapse. There were already healthier substitutes available, it was just cheaper to poison their customers with the vile substance.

Again, the ban spread quickly to other cities and appears to be another major coup for Dr. Frieden.

The commissioner has also tightened up health inspections and mandated the sale of low-fat milk in NYC bodegas.

Now he’s poised for his next major strike.

New York City is about to force food manufacturers and restaurant chains to cut their sodium (salt) levels.

The tone of a recent meeting, and a media push led by a NYTIMES article out today, send a clear message:

Cooperate and slash salt content, or we will drop regulation on you FOR REALS.

DR. THOMAS R. FRIEDEN invited some of the biggest names in food processing to lunch last October. Grilled salmon and green salad were on the menu, but the subject was salt.

After a string of victories over smoking, trans fats and calories, Dr. Frieden, the commissioner of New York City’s Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, is waging a new campaign: to lower the amount of sodium America eats.

But don’t go hiding your saltshakers. The city isn’t going after the seasoning people add at the table or in the kitchen. That makes up only about 11 percent of the salt people eat, Dr. Frieden says.

His targets are packaged foods and mass-produced restaurant meals, which contribute 80 percent of the sodium in the average American diet.

When the food company executives had finished lunch, Dr. Frieden made his pitch: Over the next five years, identify the foods that are contributing the most sodium to people’s diets and cut the level of salt by 25 percent. In a decade, cut it by another 25 percent. And do it in unison with your competitors.

If they refuse?

“If there’s not progress in a few years, we’ll have to consider other options, like legislation,” he said in an interview last week.

The last two times Dr. Frieden stepped into the nutrition wars, he gave muscle to nationwide moves to ban trans fats and post calorie counts on restaurant menus. That means you could soon be hearing more about salt than you have in a long time.

“The one thing that’s disturbing is that he seems to be able to do just about anything he wants in New York City, and New York City serves as a model for the rest of the world,” said E. Charles Hunt of the New York Restaurant Association and a veteran of legal wars over Dr. Frieden’s food policies.

Commish Frieden may have a battle on his hands this time, as the restaurant and food industries realize that he’s been kicking their asses for some time now, and eventually they need to draw a line in the sand and fight.

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Frieden: “Don’t get salty with me.”

The scope of Frieden’s plan is ambitious and enormous. Instead of effecting change through regulation of small businesses like restaurants, bars and bodegas, he’s attempting to coordinate a national sodium-reduction project that would primarily be implemented by large corporations, few of whom fall under NYC jurisdiction.

Frieden’s only hammer here is the clear power of New York City regulation to influence regulations in other cities, and the threat that sweeping legislation could prove more deleterious to the food/restaurant industry’s bottom line than a voluntary program would.

Because other nutritional culprits have gotten more attention lately, salt and the case against it has faded into the background. Most of the nation’s heart researchers agree that high blood pressure is a leading factor in the incidence of heart attack and stroke. And in some people, but not everyone, salt causes high blood pressure. While drugs can treat hypertension, not everybody has access to medication. And although doctors have been telling people to watch their salt for years, it hasn’t been working.

That’s why Dr. Frieden says a quiet, mass reduction in sodium levels — stealth health, they like to call it around the department — might be more effective. Lower sodium levels by 50 percent, and 150,000 American lives a year might be saved, he said.

Under his plan, which is based on one in the United Kingdom, targets for sodium reduction will be set for certain food categories. The prime suspects include cheese, breakfast cereals, bread, macaroni and noodle products, cake mixes, condiments and soups. The final list of sodium targets will be based on a formula that takes into account the amount of sodium in a product as well as how much food in that category people eat.

The idea isn’t to force small bakers or high-end chefs to salt less liberally. Health officials believe it’s the big companies that can have the biggest effect on sodium.

“If they bring it down by 5 percent, that is going to do more than Danny Meyer bringing it down by 50 percent,” said Geoffrey Cowley, an associate commissioner of the Health Department, referring to the New York restaurateur.

Although he has jurisdiction over only New York City, Dr. Frieden is presenting the plan as a “national salt-reduction initiative” that includes support from a half-dozen other health departments around the country and organizations like the American Medical Association.

To take his idea beyond the city, Dr. Frieden convened his series of salt talks. The first was in late October, when he asked companies like Unilever, PepsiCo and Goya to Gracie Mansion. In February, he and a team from the Health Department will meet with the leaders of chain restaurants.

People in the Health Department thought the lunch was such a success they celebrated over drinks later that day. Some industry leaders had a different perspective.

“I would say the invitations to come to Gracie Mansion weren’t very inviting,” said an executive with a food manufacturer who was not authorized to speak for the company about the New York Health Department. “There was definitely a feeling of ‘Don’t make us shame you.’ ”

Robert Earl, vice president for science policy, nutrition and health of the Grocery Manufacturers Association, said his members would prefer a national sodium strategy that included a wider range of players, including consumer and advocacy groups.

There are other problems, he said. Getting many companies to do something at the same time might have antitrust implications. And more research is needed to understand what consumers want and the complex health implications of sodium reduction.

One significant hurdle is the absence of a decent salt substitute. Whereas restaurants that had previously used trans fatty oils were easily, if not inexpensively, able to switch to more healthy oil substitutes, there is no salt-Splenda that can be quickly subbed in to provide the same great taste with less sodium-riffic fallout.

Therefore, the possibility exists of a public backlash if food becomes abruptly less salty at the Sizzler.

Currently, the guidelines suggest people eat no more than 2,300 milligrams of sodium a day (although on food labels the upper limit of sodium for a 2,000 calorie diet is 2,400 milligrams). That’s about a teaspoon of salt, and half of what many people actually eat. Those more prone to high blood pressure, like African-Americans and older people, are advised to eat much less.

The food industry, too, has taken up sodium reduction with new energy. The grocery manufacturers’ group and the National Restaurant Association each held sodium conferences recently. At both gatherings, how to find a good salt substitute was a central topic.

“It’s frankly been one of those holy grails in the food industry for a number of years,” said Todd Abraham, a senior vice president for Kraft foods.

Kraft alone has spent $20 million on sodium reduction research, studying chemicals that block taste receptors and experimenting with yeast or potassium as substitutes.

It’s relatively easy to reduce salt that is applied topically, like that on potato chips. But those chips, while they may taste saltier, usually contain less sodium than items like muffins. That’s because salt’s role in processing packaged foods goes beyond flavor. It helps create structure in breads and encourages browning in baked goods. Salt helps emulsify the ingredients in bologna and American cheese, and keeps pathogens at bay.

As disturbing as this may sound, we recall similar arguments being raised when the trans fat ban came down…”your donuts will be flaccid without those sweet, sweet trans fats, people!!!”

Still, it’s clear that companies have been looking into this issue on their own, and would like to address it if they can.

However, we summon to mind the Ford EcoBoost program: when it appeared last year that they would finally be forced to raise fuel efficiency by the federal government, Ford suddenly came up with an amazing new futuristic program to reduce fuel consumption by 20%.

Turns out that this technology was not at all new and had been in use by European carmakers for years. It simply took the threat of tough regulation to kick Ford’s ass into gear.

Could Kraft et al require a similar boot to the bottom to start thinking seriously about implementing salt substitution/reduction, as opposed to simply throwing money at it?

One important caveat noted by the Times story notes is that there is not a rock-solid medical research consensus on the health threats posed by sodium. Public health officials are of one mind, but academics aren’t so sure.

Beyond the technical hurdles, Dr. Frieden might encounter resistance on scientific grounds. Some medical researchers question whether a mass reduction in sodium is the best way to spend public-health resources when losing weight and quitting cigarettes would do more for the country’s heart health.

Genetics dictate that different people have different reactions to sodium. Some people are more sensitive to high levels of salt. For others, low levels of sodium can be unhealthy.

But public health officials say there is a strong consensus that salt leads to higher rates of heart attacks and strokes.

That consensus alarms Dr. Michael Alderman, editor in chief of the American Journal of Hypertension, who thinks more clinical studies need to be done. And, he says, wild swings in dietary regulation haven’t always worked out.

Even trans fat, in the form of margarine, was once promoted by health officials as healthier than butter. It turns out that trans fats were worse for heart health than saturated fats.

“Diet is an incredibly complicated business,” Dr. Alderman said.

Whether you think this proposed sodium-reduction plan is the tastiest fruit of the genius tree, or consider it damnable nanny-state meddling, you can get at Dr. Thomas Frieden in an ongoing public Q & A on the Times website.

“Gossip Girl” Is Secretly A Total Failure

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Gossip Girl, one of the hottest and most controversial shows on TV!

This show has scandalized everyone with its ever-twisting plotlines, its admirable collection of young tail, and its off-set “showmances.”

And those names!! Those mellifluous names like “Badgley,” and “Momsen.”

The New York Times noticed, archly:

In any case, the normally tranquil block — Carnegie Hill has many needlepoint shops, boutiques with children’s clothing from France and, of course, private schools — contained a small mob scene of 11- to 15-year-old girls, particularly after 3 p.m. each day, when classes had let out. On Tuesday, they came in groups of four and five, in pairs and alone, and massed on Park Avenue and in front of the church entrance on 93rd Street, waiting to glimpse the show’s principals.

At first blush, it could be difficult to figure out who was in the show and who was merely watching the filming. Where did real life end and fiction begin?

“I totally want to see Chuck,” said 14-year-old Catherine, who appeared to be the ringleader of a group of Sacred Heart eighth graders and who was wary of sharing her full name. She meant Chuck Bass, the young roué played by Ed Westwick.

“Blake Lively is my idol,” she said, referring to the actress who plays Serena van der Woodsen. “But if Chuck walked out here, I think I’d jump him.”

Katherine Withseidelin and Hollis Alpert, who are in the eighth grade at Chapin, were there early on Tuesday afternoon. “We saw Chuck yesterday,” Miss Withseidelin said.

“Yeah, that was a big deal,” Miss Alpert said. “He sort of was just, like, walking back to his trailer. So we got pictures. This is our third time here.”

US Weekly squealed:

Apparently Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are mixing business with pleasure.

W Magazine is reporting that the Gossip Girl co-stars were spotted kissing “definitely on the lips” in a Dallas airport on Sunday.

“Not a French kiss, but a smooch definitely,” the magazine reports. “They were being very flirty when people were not paying attention.”

The New York Post adds that “they were trying to be discreet by stealing kisses near the gate.”

The two rode coach on their way back to New York City, the Post reports, and “were kissing in the aisles, but once they sat, she read her script and he drank a Heineken.”

A rep for the stars would not comment.

Good golly!! Noticed in publications high and low.

The Gossip Girl Facebook group has 762,618 members! (For reference, CBS timeslot rival The Big Bang Theory’s group has 180,392.)

Confession time. We’ve seen this show, and found it to be as delightfully stupid as many of its primetime teen soap opera predecessors. It’s not a good show, per se, but it achieves what it sets out to do.

And some of them ladies are fine…

Blake Lively is a good as it gets, and you gotta love Meester! She was born in prison!

Google Trends reveals that GG receives press and web coverage far outstripping any of its timeslot rivals:

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There’s only one problem with this picture.

NOBODY WATCHES GOSSIP GIRL.

Brendon from WWTDD noticed:

The media goes all crazy over Gossip Girl, and no one really has any idea why, because no one watches that boring shit. Even in the coveted 18-34 demo, where one would assume it would do well, it was behind “Cuidado con el Angel”, and an hour later almost twice as many people watched “Feugo en la Sangre”. I don’t know what the hell that is, but if it’s like all the other Mexican TV I’ve accidentally watched, it’s pure fucking madness, a talk show with a midget in a diaper chasing money and a super hot hooker with big tits and a some really fat twins on a tiny motorcycle, and then a chupacabra report, brought to you by Nestles Abuelita. Way to go Gossip Girl.

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There’s no shame in losing to 24, but to get pasted by every terrible show on network television that entire night?

That’s just weak.

You wouldn’t know how sucky this show’s ratings are from the cavalcade of coverage it has received.

Hmm, maybe this has to do with shooting your show in New York, media capital of Earth, and pitching your themes directly to the snooty, sleaze-centric audience of the media elite!

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Despite all the press coverage, this show has a problem. It really doesn’t have that many fans.

Here’s a list of the ratings for every episode. Not one showing of this series has exceeded a 2.0 rating in the 18-49 demographic.

So, what stunt can executive producer Josh Schwartz pull to turn this baby around?

Eh, just his same old tricks from his “O.C.” days. Cheesy “hip” music and showmances.

We noticed this interesting note on a Gawker roundup of blind items:

“The old movie studio system used to match up gay stars with beards to improve their marketability. Times haven’t changed much. Two young Hollywood couples are now being employed in such a ruse. The men in each couple are gay, and the girls are the beards. All of them are aware of their roles. There’s an interesting twist coming up, though. Now that the novelty of each couple has worn off, each couple will be breaking up and swapping partners with the other to stir up controversy and to get them back on the magazine covers.”

So when Penn Badgley and Ed Westwick swap Blake Lively for Jessica Szohr, you can say you heard it here first.

Meanwhile, this show will be off the air in no time, because as scandalous and delightful as it might be, nobody is watching it.

UPDATE (12/4/10): Just as I was thinking I’d have to eat my words, everything I predicted has begun to come true!

The show’s ratings are tanking, Blake Lively is looking for the door hoping to start a movie career and dumping her showmance boyfriend Badgely, Taylor Momsen is driving directors to drink and taking a hiatus from the show. Most tellingly, the traffic to this article has fallen off completely! Everyone is 100% over this show and the fourth season just started!

I give this show five seasons, tops. It’s another O.C. and should never be mentioned in the same breath as legendary shows like the original “90210.”

Fat Ninja is a Laughingstock Even in the Context of Other Ridiculous Wannabe Ninjas

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Look out, Bernie Madoff victims! Another master criminal is plying his trade in the lap of luxury that many of you call home!

Police in Palm Beach, Florida are hunting a ninja.

A fat ninja who has yet to successfully pull off a crime!

One might go so far as to call him an anti-ninja. Pot bellies and failed ATM thefts are about the least ninja-like attributes one could imagine. WE are more ninja than this jackass.

Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies are looking for a would-be thief who seems to think he is a ninja.

The unidentified man, who was dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that only shows his eyes, was caught on surveillance cameras trying to steal the ATM machines outside the Colonial Bank at 152 South State Road 7 on Dec. 29 and outside a Walgreens at U.S. 441 and Okeechobee Boulevard on Tuesday.

Sheriff’s spokeswoman Teri Barbera said she did not how the man tried to steal the machines, but that he was unsuccessful in both attempts.

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The thief may be wearing a ninja outfit, but he does not appear to be of the same physical stature as martial arts legends Bruce Lee or Sonny Chiba. Surveillance footage shows the heavyset man has a noticeable pot belly.

Anyone with information regarding the attempted ATM robberies or can possibly identify this suspect, is asked to contact Detective McCranels at (561) 904-8273 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-458-TIPS.

First of all, we estimate the over/under on prank calls to Detective McCranels at 50,000. And we’re taking the over.

Secondly, this fat ninja wannabe has nothing on the legendary ninja thief of Staten Island, whose 2007 crime spree made for dozens of hilarious NYC headlines.

STATEN ISLAND NINJA BURGLAR STRIKES AGAIN, VICTIMIZES ELDERLY COUPLE

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Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said the burglaries appear to be linked to the Ninja Burglar because in one case he had crept through an open door.

“We caution people to lock their doors,” Kelly said. “Keep their windows locked as well.”

The Ninja has hit at least 18 homes since May 20. The last heist before this weekend came on Sept. 21.

“There had been enough publicity, and people were upset,” said Dr. Mohammad Khalid, president of the Iron Hills Civic Association. “He probably thought it wise to stop his activities.”

The suspect has entered through garage doors in the morning and second-story windows and skylights at night, cops said. He wears all-black, including a ski mask, and usually steals cash and jewelry.

In one incident, a resident stabbed the bandit after the intruder smacked him in the collarbone with his ninja sticks.

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Now THAT’S a felonious ninja you can respect! (A serious hat tip to the Daily News on adding the nunchucks to the graphic.)

NYC police ultimately pinned the ninja crime wave on some Albanian guy who was quietly deported (read: sent to a secret CIA prison for torture until he gave up his ninja techniques to interrogators).

We still think U-God had something to do with it. Honestly, does he have anything else going on? Besides making devils cower to the “Caucus Mountains,” of course.

We leave you with the legendary Afroninja. Also way better than Fat Ninja.

Good Riddance, Snitch Bitch!

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It stinks that the Patriots finished 11-5 and will still miss the playoffs, while the horrid San Diego Chargers won their putrid division with an 8-8 record and get to HOST a postseason game.

However, New England fans can still rejoice today as one of the region’s #1 enemies has been dethroned, embarassed and sent packing.

Jets coach Eric Mangini got fired last night!

Mangini, 37, came to the Jets as the youngest coach in the NFL before the 2006 season, replacing Herm Edwards. His first season, the Jets went 10-6 and made the playoffs. Mangini was dubbed “Mangenius” and had a cameo on “The Sopranos” after the season. His stock was never higher.

The bottom fell out in Year 2 with a 4-12 record. That led to a makeover last winter where the team spent $140 million acquiring veterans Kris Jenkins, Alan Faneca, Calvin Pace and Damien Woody.

The Jets then made their biggest move, trading for Brett Favre in August. The trade raised expectations and the pressure on Mangini.

Mangini looked poised to return to the playoffs in mid-November after big road wins in New England and Tennessee. The team was 8-3 with a two-game lead in the division but the bottom fell out.

They lost at home to Denver and in San Francisco before getting a miracle win over Buffalo at home. The Jets still controlled their playoff destiny entering the final two games of the season but lost in Seattle and at home to Miami to end the year 9-7 and out of the playoffs.

Mangini’s reign will be remembered for his tight-lipped approach with the media and the paranoia felt in the locker room. He brought the approach of his mentor, Bill Belichick from the Patriots. Jets veterans grumbled at how Mangini treated them.

We’ve always felt that it was amusing that Mangini was asked to appear on the Sopranos since he is the Big Pussy of the NFL. His tenure was short and fraught with human weakness, and his best-known coaching move will probably always be his decision to snitch on his former boss:

Before joining the Jets, Mangini served as New England’s defensive coordinator under Bill Belichick for a season after five years as the Patriots’ defensive backs coach. He quickly became regarded as one of the game’s top young coaching minds.

After the Jets traded the rights to coach Herm Edwards to the Kansas City Chiefs for a fourth-round pick in the 2006 draft, they replaced him with Mangini.

With a workmanlike and tightlipped approach, Mangini drew instant comparisons to Belichick. And they appeared warranted, especially after a quick turnaround season.

When Mangini came to the Jets, it was believed Belichick was annoyed his young assistant left him, marking the beginning of a rift. There also was talk that Belichick was angry Mangini was speaking to Patriots players and coaches about joining him in New York. That was capped by New England filing a tampering charge against the Jets in connection with New York’s trade talks with wide receiver Deion Branch. The Jets were cleared of the charges and Branch ended up in Seattle.

The dispute came to a head last year when the Jets reported the Patriots illegally used videotape to steal New York’s defensive signals during the season opener. Belichick was fined $500,000 and the team docked $250,000 and a draft pick.

Still, Mangini couldn’t lead the Jets out of the Patriots’ shadow — even with Tom Brady sidelined for the year — and were surpassed in the division by the Miami Dolphins.

A snitch AND a failure. Also, he’s extremely dopey looking.

Eric Mangini was never that good of a coach to begin with, his work on the New England defense was nothing special, and his coaching tactics in New Jersey were all cribbed from the competent coaches he’d worked for – boxing films from Parcells, being an asshole from Belichick. He’s a fraud.

Not that the team that just fired him deserves much credit, either. The Jets have long been too impatient to develop their own players and coaching talent, and for the last two decades have been pretty much just ripping off the hard work of other teams by throwing money at opposing players and coaches to come rescue them. The idea of developing stars instead of purchasing them, or the idea of putting a system in place from the top instead of trying to buy a coach who will show up white-knight-like with his own plan…these concepts are completely lost on the team Gregg Easterbrook calls “Jersey-B.”

Looking back across the past decade or so, the results of the Jets spendthrift technique have been pretty stinky. The Parcells/Curtis Martin heist netted the Jets a lot of regular season wins but nothing in the playoffs. The Herm Edwards years…we’re pretty certain nobody wants to dwell on those. Then the Jets hired Mangini away from their rivals to the north, figuring perhaps that his lack of any meaningful experience would be offset by his snitching abilities and talent for stealing Patriots staff. They tried to buy offensive and defensive lines on the free market and greedily snatched up Green Bay star Brett Favre, throwing away Chad Pennington in the process.

When Tom Brady got hurt, the NY media basically crowned the Jets division champions.

The Jets got off to a great start…then the team folded up like a well-lubed card table. Pennington showed up on the last week of the season leading Miami, beat the Jets’ asses and dropped them into 3rd place.

On cue, ownership blew everything up again.

The New York papers are already beating the drums for former Pittsburgh coach Bill Cowher, calling him “The Holy Grail“. What they and the Jets don’t understand is that Bill Cowher’s coaching career was so successful because he worked for an organization with a strong, consistent, time-tested approach to winning in the NFL, one that is not predicated on throwing money at other people’s ideas, coaching talent and players.

Next up: Jets push hard to sign Matt Cassel.

As for Mangina, we hope he gets sent to the same group home that Randy Wagstaff was banished to, where daily beatings and “snitch bitch” carved into everything you own is de rigeur.

Wisecracks from the Al Smith dinner

Both Obama and McCain appeared at the Al Smith dinner in NYC, which is apparently de rigueur for presidential candidates. It’s also an opportunity to show their comedic side, and neither candidate disappointed.

McCain spoke first, and here’s a wrapup of his best zingers from MARC AMBINDER:

He was very very gracious and funny…

McCain says he fired all of his campaign staff; “All of their positions will now be held by a man named Joe The Plumber.”

Says that Joe Biden falsely claims that Joe The Plumber isn’t rich enough trigger the Obama tax hike; “What they don’t know is that Joe The Plumber recently signed a lucrative contract to handle all the work on all seven of their houses.”

Says his pet name for Obama is “The One”; Obama’s for McCain is “George Bush.”

“I can’t shake the feeling that some people here are voting for me. Nice to see you, Hillary.”

Bill Clinton “has been hammering away with me with epithets like, “hero.”

“It’s going to be a long, long night at MSNBC if I manage to pull this thing off. I understand that Keith Olbermann has ordered up his very own Mission Accomplished banner. They can hang it up in his padded room”

“We know the press is really an independent-minded, civic-minded, non-partisan group, like ACORN.”

A nice tribute to Obama at the end, saying that he can’t “wish him luck,” but he does “wish him well.”

Here’s Ambinder’s wrapup of Obama’s best lines, although devoid of sympathetic commentary, for whatever that’s worth. We wish we could locate the dormant comment thread where Ambinder hid his admission of voting for McCain – not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it seemed like a pretty lame way to announce his choice. That said, his blog is a must-read for political junkies.

“People tell me I share the politics of Alfred E. Smith and the ears of Alfred E. Neumann”

“I was originally told that we would able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium. Can someone tell me what happened to the Greek columns I requested.”

“On the Waldorf Astoria: They tell me, from the doorstep, you can see all the way to the Russian Tea Room.”

To Al Smith IV: “I obviously never knew your grandfather, but from everything Sen. McCain has told me…”

Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s term limits maneuverings caused Bill Clinton to say: “You can do that?”

The housing crisis “has been eight times harder on John McCain.”

“The last few weeks, John’s been out on the campaign trail asking the question Who Is Barack Obama. I’ve got to admit, I was surprised by the question: the answer is right there on my Facebook page.”

“I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton….”

“I got my name Barack from my father…. it’s actually Swahali for “That one.”

My middle name, it’s not what you think. It’s actually “Steve.”

“There was a point in my life when I started palling around with a pretty ugly crowd…. that’s right… I’ve been a member of the United States Senate.”

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