February 10, 2009 Leave a comment
This is a pretty funny story in and of itself, courtesy of the SHAWNEE (KS) DISPATCH:
Shawnee police Thursday arrested an Olathe man for allegedly masturbating in the toy aisle of Wal-Mart.
Police arrested Lloyd Alexander, 45, at about 6:50 p.m. as he left the Wal-Mart Supercenter at 65th and Maurer. Capt. Bill Hisle said several different Wal-Mart customers observed Alexander masturbating in a toy aisle, though he reportedly did not expose himself and stopped when someone entered the aisle, starting again when the person left.
Alexander was booked into the Johnson County Jail Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior and posted a $2,000 bond Friday.
However, the story becomes far more bizarre and gigglesome thanks to this follow-up from the KANSAS CITY STAR:
An Olathe man was charged today for masturbating in the toy aisle of a discount store in Shawnee, police said.
Lloyd Alexander, 45, faces a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior for the alleged incident Thursday evening. Police said the man masturbated in front of a Hot Wheels display at the Wal-Mart at 16100 W. 65th St., but stopped the act whenever people walked near.
He told police he had a Hot Wheels collection, said Shawnee Capt. Bill Hisle. “He seemed to be excited by the toys for some reason.”
Needless to say, when Lloyd Alexander of Olathe, KS makes a withdrawal from the spank bank, he doesn’t watch porn.
He watches this:
Turn me up, turn me on, turn me loose INDEED.