Dope on the decks

The eyes of Irish cokeheads aren’t smiling tonight.

In a daring operation at sea last week, Irish authorities seized a cocaine shipment worth almost 700 million euros from a yacht called “Dances with Waves.”

This was no fluke…the yacht had been identified as the carrier of a drug shipment before it even left the Caribbean. American “black radar” tracked it across the Atlantic as a global narcotics-fighting consortium prepared to seize it when it landed. Then the cheesily-named yacht got caught in a gigantic storm and had to be rescued.

Too bad for its crew that the rescuers came to arrest them too…

Attend the tale of Operation Seabight!

OPERATION Seabight will go down in history as a landmark Irish anti-drug smuggling operation.

The critical element of the operation is not that it delivered Ireland’s largest cocaine seizure with the recovery of an estimated €675m worth of high-grade Colombian cocaine. In fact, the major element of Operation Seabight is that, for the first time, it illustrated the potential of police forces in numerous countries liaising and exploiting military-style technology in the war against drugs.

The startling reality is that the 60-foot sloop ‘Dances With Waves’ was doomed to arrest from almost the minute it left the Caribbean.

As the old sloop battled gales and mountainous seas to cross the Atlantic with her cargo of 1,875kg of cocaine, her every movement was watched.

It is a certainty the yacht was tracked on radar in the Caribbean by a long range P-3 Orion surveillance aircraft which is at the forefront of the US war on drugs, probably in collaboration with the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA).

The Orion, used by both the US Customs Service and the US Navy along with other forces, can patrol for up to 17 hours at a stretch operating from a base in Florida to cover the Caribbean. It uses sophisticated inverse synthetic aperture radar (ISAR) to produce a two-dimensional high-resolution image of a ship.

Suspicions over ‘Dances With Waves’ mounted when she was detected in waters off Trinidad & Tobago. Just 17 months ago, the catamaran ‘Lucky Day’, whose 1,554kg cocaine shipment was seized in Dunlough Bay in west Cork, began her transatlantic journey from precisely these same waters.

We’re told the Lucky Day’s sister ships, the “Ned Nederlander” and the “Dusty Bottoms,” escaped capture…

Two aspects of this tale are pretty entertaining. The first is the awesome technology and tactics utilized by the anti drug forces to catch their prey:

US satellites — several with military-style surveillance capabilities — tracked the sloop as it continued its slow journey.

‘Over the horizon’ or ‘black’ radar — almost impossible to detect — was used to monitor every movement of the sloop. The radar is used to detect targets at very long ranges, up to thousands of kilometres.

Such radars are used by the US Navy, which can track ships up to 3,000 kilometres away, and operate in an anti-drug role from bases in Virginia to cover the Caribbean and Central America, and from Texas to cover the Atlantic and Pacific.

So precise was the monitoring operation that European and US police forces knew the sloop was in trouble in the stormy seas in the hours before she was boarded.

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The astonishing level of surveillance was the result of co-operation between some of the world’s leading police and anti-drug agencies.

Four agencies in particular delivered the ‘Dances With Waves’ seizure — the Portugal-based Maritime Analysis and Operations Centre (MAOC); the elite Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA) in the UK; Ireland’s Joint Drugs Taskforce; and the DEA, so beloved of Hollywood crime writers.

Between them, the four agencies can access virtually unlimited resources — and can bridge the sophistication gap that, for so long, favoured the drug smugglers.

Yesterday, gardai and Naval Service personnel refused to comment on the precise intelligence and assets used to track ‘Dances With Waves’.

But one navy officer put it succinctly when he acknowledged: “This is undoubtedly the most successful anti-drug operation we have ever mounted.”

The other amusing point is that the yacht was about to capsize, dumping its precious cargo into the sea, when the authorities rushed in to save the day. It seems they were as interested in saving the blow as the smugglers were!

THE luxury yacht carrying around €700m worth of cocaine was of the verge of capsizing when naval officers swooped on Thursday morning.

The 70 bales of cocaine were within minutes of being washed into the sea, as happened off the Cork coast last year.

Authorities were forced to board the ship in “horrendous weather conditions” to prevent evidence being lost in the seven- metre swells.

Gardai believe that the traffickers underestimated the stormy Atlantic conditions.

Although the 60ft craft could travel at high speeds, it was not designed for rough weather.

Minister for Defence Willie O’Dea said there were “huge waves” when naval personnel made their move.

While praising the operation, Minister O’Dea said that he would not be going to Cork.

“They’ve taken the vessel in and are doing an inspection of the yacht now.

“The lads did the job, let them take the praise,” he said.

The smugglers must have crapped their pants when they were battling to save their yacht from Poseidon only to look up and see this gigantic warship roll up alongside:

“Yeah, we’re gonna need that cocaine. Oh, and also your freedom.”

The drug war is largely a waste of resources, in our opinion.

But as long as we’re fighting it, I guess you gotta concur with Minister O’Dea and congratulate the lads on a job well done. As we say here in America, they’re good po-lice.

“I Robs Drug Dealers.”

The holidays are approaching…but in these dire financial times, many of us don’t have the cash to blow on our sweeties and main squeezes this year.

Don’t worry, ROTI has got the situation all figured out. Instead of paying retail prices for jewelry at the mall, you gotta get in on the North Carolina Department of Administration’s State Surplus Property Auction!

Almost two hundred items will be up for bid, from rings to bracelets to necklaces and top-quality watches, and all at a discount price.

How is this possible? Because everything in the auction was seized from drug dealers:

RALEIGH, N.C. – If you’re in the market for a diamond-studded gold gorilla pendant, the North Carolina Department of Revenue may have just what you’re looking for — thanks to busted drug dealers.

The department hopes to auction hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of jewelry — including a $38,000 watch and a $23,000 gold pendant depicting Jesus — confiscated during drug busts over the past year by the department’s unauthorized substances division.

Necklaces, rings and bracelets will be available alongside more unique items, such as a $29,500 Jacob & Co. five time zone watch with a face of sparkling yellow, pink and blue stones forming the continents on a world map. A silver-colored men’s Breitling 1884 chronometre watch is listed at $38,000.

The diamond gorilla has a stone missing, but it’s still appraised at $21,600.

“You’d be surprised who buys this stuff,” Department of Revenue spokeswoman Kim Brooks said Monday.

New owners won’t get the stories behind the jewelry, though some collectors have bought pieces because they knew their history.

The public auction, scheduled for Thursday at the State Fairgrounds in Raleigh, will be the first of its kind in nine years.

Law enforcement agencies pick up cars, boats and other items, too, but usually everything is sold through a sealed bid process. This year, enough jewelry was confiscated to put together a public auction, Brooks said.

“We felt we had enough items that would be of interest to folks that might generate a little more money,” she said.

The seized pieces often find new homes with husbands shopping for their wives or jewelers looking for merchandise to sell. Some are melted down.

What?!? Melted down? We might have to go to this auction ourselves, just to be sure nothing melty happens to the $23,000 Jesus.

jesus

Here are some other choice items formerly sported by North Carolina rubber band men.

This is obviously the deal of the season! What woman WOULDN’T be thrilled to know that their new tennis bracelet was previously donned by a Raleigh Donette?

See you on Thursday!

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