Dun Dun Dun…

As everyone knows, the preeminent crisis in America right now is the meltdown of financial markets. Until the government acts to solve the looming market crash, all other affairs run a distant second. That’s why America-firster John McCain refuses to debate Barack Obama tonight on issues of foreign policy. In this time of financial turmoil, all that global politics stuff really doesn’t matter.

And after all, I’m sure all those countries and terror groups out there that hate us will be considerate enough to join Senator McCain’s foreign policy timeout while we tidy up here at home. Surely in the midst of financial peril that demands the complete and total attention of our national leaders, our erstwhile adversaries won’t do anything to mess with us.

Like, for instance, Vladimir Putin hooking up his homey Hugo Chavez with nuclear technology…

Ohhhhh. Dammit. We called timeout, you fuckers!

BREITBART reports:

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez was to meet Russian counterpart Dmitry Medvedev on Friday after Russia risked Washington’s wrath by offering the fierce US foe help developing nuclear energy.The two were to meet in the city of Orenburg after hawkish Prime Minister Vladimir Putin told Chavez in Moscow on Thursday that Russia was “ready to consider the possibility of cooperation in nuclear energy.”

The countries have boosted ties in recent weeks following sharp US criticism of Russia’s incursion into Georgia, with Moscow dispatching long-range bombers and warships to Venezuela for exercises near US waters.

Putin made the nuclear offer after Russia this week delayed talks with the United States and other powers on fears Iran is developing nuclear weapons, concerns critics say have been exacerbated by civilian nuclear technology provided by Moscow.

Chavez called for increased ties with Russia as a counter-balance to US power.

“Today like never before all that you said on the multi-polar world becomes reality. Let us not lose time,” Chavez told Putin. “The world is fast developing geopolitically.”

Keep in mind that McCain and Palin want to induct Georgia into NATO, which would bring us to the brink of war with Russia if they decided to mess with the Georgians again. So just FYI, while McCain grandstands in Washington, the guy he wants to fight a nuclear war with is taking a dump all over the Monroe Doctrine.

But there’s no need to debate foreign policy at this time! The REAL enemies are Chris Cox and those malevolent fat cats!

About Alpine McGregor
Just like you, man. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game, though, right?

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