Beware Putin’s KGB judo chop!!
October 8, 2008 Leave a comment
Is it wrong that we have serious love for Vladimir Putin? He’s a menacing dictator of a nuclear-armed nation with a chip on its shoulder, and when he isn’t making jokes about rape, he’s stealing Super Bowl rings. It seems that every red-blooded American should hate him, but we just can’t do it. Dude is hilarious.
The DAILY MAIL has a new story headlined, “Macho Putin in yet ANOTHER display of masculinity as he releases ‘Let’s learn judo with Vladimir’ DVD.”
First we saw him shirtless while fishing.
Then he was pictured at the wheel of a massive racing truck and shooting a tiger in the Siberian forest with a tranquiliser.
He has also appeared operating a train, sailing on a submarine and co-piloting a fighter jet.
Now Vladimir Putin – the world’s most manly leader – has released yet another display of his own masculinity: a DVD entitled ‘Let’s learn judo with Vladimir Putin’.
He’s like Sarah Palin – except AWESOME.
Today he presented the instructional judo DVD that shows him throwing an opponent to the mat.
‘Let’s Learn Judo with Vladimir Putin’ is the product of collaboration between Putin – a black belt – and former World and Olympic judo champion Yasuhiro Yamashita…
Putin is a one-time judo champion of his home city St. Petersburg – called Leningrad at the time.
He is also an avid skier, and his apparent fitness and devotion to physical activity helped increase his popularity in eight years as president.
This contrasted sharply with his hard-drinking and chronically ill predecessor, Boris Yeltsin, who died last year.
‘The level of developing of sports undoubtedly defines the level of development of the country itself,’ Putin said at the presentation.
‘Without sports, it’s impossible to speak of a healthy way of life, about the health of the nation as such,’ he said.
The original publication of the fishing photos made Putin a national sex symbol.
Clearly we need to see these for ourselves…
Unreal. Eat your heart out, Khrushchev!
And unlike some gun-toting bikini photos of other politicians I can think of, this shiznit ain’t photoshopped!