Pretty Much Every Music Video Ever

“Waaah, MTV doesn’t show music videos anymore.” Well, that’s because channels that only show music videos get terrible ratings, while insipid reality fare aimed at tweens is so popular that people like us can pick cast members from “The Hills” out of a lineup without ever having seen the actual show.

But you know what, folks? This is the 21st century. Who needs a music video network when you can just have a website featuring every video made in the MTV era!

Per GIZMODO:

At long last, the MTV name is being associated with music videos again, because the “music” channel has gone and put its entire archive of music videos online, all embeddable and in high quality. It’s like Hulu for music videos, only with less ads (for now). And it’s awesome.

The site’s still very young, but just poking around shows the amazing amount of content on there. There aren’t just music videos on here, but also songs played on shows like VH1 Storytellers and MTV Unplugged.

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Just from my surface exploration, it includes pretty much everything, from old acts to new, major label acts to indies. Go, go now!

Here are a few recommended starting points, trailheads of jam if you will:

Blur – Coffee and TV. A delightful, hilarious, touching narrative about a milk carton.

The Pharcyde – Drop. One of Spike Jonze’s greatest hits. The whole thing was shot in reverse.

Beyonce – Single Ladies. Everybody be loving these dance moves!!!

Aphex Twin – Windowlicker. A really, really bizarre Chris Cunningham video that could definitely give you nightmares.

White Stripes – Fell in Love With a Girl. Michel Gondry’s LEGO masterpiece.

Yung Joc – It’s Goin’ Down. So many enjoyable elements to this video…the chorus urging us to meet Yung Joc at the mall…the really dumb dance move his posse does…the sports cars we really hope this dude didn’t spend his money on…the rundown house party we’re supposed to aspire to be invited to. Wow.

Fiona Apple – Criminal. Also known as “Sleazy: The Musical.”

Outkast – Hey Ya. One of the best songs of the decade – one of the best videos of the decade. The stereotypes of each musician are amusingly on point.

Johnny Cash – Hurt. Here’s a tissue, you may need it to wipe away the tears…or the drool. Depending on your temperament.

Michael Jackson – Black or White [Long Version]. Every last wondrous moment of a video that was a prime-time event when first released. Macauley Culkin blasts George Wendt into the stratosphere with one killer chord; Michael gets down with dancers from all over the world; “cutting-edge” pastiches of global landmarks; LOTS of little kids; the morphing sequence by which all others will always be judged (sup, Tyra); all culminating in the astonishing segment where a panther turns into Michael who then grabs his crotch disturbingly and smashes the shit out of an innocent parked car. In retrospect, the beginning of the end of his career…

[If you’re looking for a less obvious MJ pick, how about Liberian Girl. Truly amazing 80s cameo fiesta. Be sure to stick around to see Guttenberg and Ackroyd roll in on Harleys.]

The only drawback is that some older videos didn’t make it in here. So for those of you hoping to watch high quality streams of 70s classics like REO Speedwagon’s “Keep On Loving You” or Talking Heads’ “Crosseyed and Painless,” looks like you’re gonna have to stick to Youtube for now.

UPDATE: After WordPress somehow thwarted him from commenting, trusty source Nils Coq au Vin, Esq. emailed us a further hit list of must-see vids.

NCaV’s picks:
Malajube – Montréal -40°C
Air – Kelly Watch the Stars
Bjork – Human Behavior

Daft Punk – Around the World

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Crossroads

Elton John – Trains Don’t Stop There Anymore

Missy Elliott – Work It

Arcade Fire – Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)

MGMT – Time to Pretend

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2 Responses to Pretty Much Every Music Video Ever

  1. Nils Coq au Vin, Esq. says:

    Some additional recommendations:

    Malajube – Montréal -40°C
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=134689

    Air – Kelly Watch the Stars
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=207682

    Bjork – Human Behavior
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=8077

    Daft Punk – Around the World
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=8421

    Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Crossroads
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=234324

    Elton John – Trains Don’t Stop There Anymore
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=16663

    Missy Elliott – Work It
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=47097

    Arcade Fire – Neighborhood #2 (Laïka)
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=63600

    MGMT – Time to Pretend
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=207212

  2. Secret M says:

    Music videos are for teenagers … well at least the good ones.

    Listen Snoop Doggy Dog, you need to get a jobby job.
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=10034

    Alright Mr. Sister … stand up and tell the class. What do you want to do with your life?
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=58934

    I got it bad, so bad, I’m hot for teacher.
    http://www.mtvmusic.com/video/?id=18151

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