Samantha Ronson is having a rough month

“Oh, did you say something? Sorry, I was checking out that dude.”

November 2008 has been the cruelest month for California’s gay people.

The demographic tidal wave that brought Obama into the White House also voted Proposition 8 into law, wiping out all Left Coast gay marriages.

But for Samantha Ronson, Lindsey Lohan’s girlfriend (and sister of ridiculously awesome producer Mark), things are just getting worse. No longer is marriage to the ginger-haired beauty an option, and now Lohan’s vacation from dudes is starting to bore her.

As the NY POST noted earlier this week, she’s not even a self-identified lesbian at this point:

A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn’t a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual – but admits that she’s dating a “wonderful” woman with whom she’s madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson.

When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, “Maybe. Yeah.”

But she was adamant that she wasn’t a lesbian, giving an emphatic, “No,” when asked.

“We’re two proud lesbians!” “Speak for yourself.”

Now the UK’s SUN tabloid is reporting that LiLo wants to bring penis back into her life.

THE LINDSAY LOHAN and SAMANTHA RONSON lesbian love-in looks like it’s heading for choppy waters.

At spinner Ronson’s DJ appearance in London’s Chinawhite on Wednesday night Herbie star Lohan refused to budge from her seat to offer her partner any support while she was manning the ones and twos.

Grumpy Lohan remained in the VIP room chugging back vodka Red Bulls, surrounded by burly security while Sam performed her set in the club’s main room.

A far cry from the very public canoodling in DJ booths that the pair have often engaged in the past.

And although they were back to normal the next night – as they partied with LILY ALLEN until the early hours – I’m told the frostiness in the relationship is down to Lindsay’s desire to indulge her heterosexual tendencies.

A pal said: “Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas.

“Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic.

“Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex.

“She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding.

“Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”

Memo to Ms. Lohan: how about exploring hitting the reset button on your entire career. The world should be buzzing about your new film, but since there’s no film to buzz about, all anyone cares about is are you a lesbo or aren’t you. Our guess is, in the long run probably not, but that’s irrelevant.

Your REAL lifestyle issues are that you need to stop doing drugs and smoking, you look like a used up porn star. This is a truly sad fate for one of the finest gingers of the last 10 years.

It’s probably not too late to halt the decline (for reference, consult the picture at the top of this post). But honestly, Lindsay, poor Samantha Ronson just wants to do two things: love you and drop it like it’s hot.

Don’t screw this up like you screwed up your career.

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