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God Bless You, Milton Teagle Simmons

What do Pauline Fawcett, Jackie Stallone, Sal Pacino, Harry Hoffman, and Shirley Simmons have in common?

Their children were once the hottest celebrities out there…and they all love to sweat to the oldies!

A friend and unwitting contributor posted this video to Facebook via the fantastic EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE blog.

We couldn’t be more appreciative, and you’ll agree once you witness this hilarity, entitled “Richard Simmons and the Silver Foxes.”

Join Shirley’s disturbingly tan son Milton (aka Richard) and the celebrity sires as they lose weight aboard a make-believe ocean liner!

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About Alpine McGregor
Just like you, man. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game, though, right?

One Response to God Bless You, Milton Teagle Simmons

  1. Sarah says:

    I may have to start charging a commission.

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