Ugliest Dress Ever?

This monstrosity, espied on a sidebar on NEW YORK mag’s website, is one of the most hideous fashion creations we’ve seen in many moons.

By following the ad link to Bergdorf Goodman, we find that this piece is known as the Structured Cap-Sleeve Dress.

Jewel neckline, structured cap sleeves and bust, pleated detail, pure silk, made in Italy…

Yours for only $2,895.00!

That is not a misprint.

The price may SEEM exorbitant…

But look how flattering this little number is to the booty.


About Alpine McGregor
Just like you, man. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game, though, right?

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