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Bad, bad students…

Via KONTRABAND UK, here’s a fun collection of amusing detention slips for disobedient pupils.

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Dude, it was guitar class! He was just creating a composition!

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Yeah but what if he IS Superman. I bet the teacher will feel pretty sheepish when he accidentally falls off the railing at Niagara Falls, and Anthony ______ swoops down to save him…

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This student deserves his three-day suspension for cliched dorkery.

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We couldn’t agree more with Mrs. Fredricks, these “that’s what she said” jokes ARE made far too often.

However, they are much funnier when “she” is replaced by a specific person, male or female – converting a simple immature observation into a pervasive accusation of perversion.

For instance, you can torture your friend Steve by replying to every unintentionally gross sexual innuendo with “That’s what Steve said.”

After all, the most satisfying kind of humor is inside jokes that hurt people’s feelings.

However, we’ll grant an exception to public figures wielding this dis against one another, as recently transpired in the Halls of freakin’ Congress!

Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND): Oh, you are good.
Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA): Your wife said the same thing.

Finally, to round up this delightful visit to the world of troublesome pupils, we have this brilliantly composed analysis of “2 Girls, 1 Cup,” written entirely in academic-speak.

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This student may have received a grade of 0% from their teacher, but we give them a grade of 1000% for bringing tears of laughter to our eyes.

“The sacred chalice.” That’s genius.

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About Alpine McGregor
Just like you, man. I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game, though, right?

2 Responses to Bad, bad students…

  1. You have super cool and interesting blog, I really love each of your articles. Keep going! It’s really funny though about the images have shown above with essay writing, with the word “see me” and “this material is not appropriate for class and then like it saids anyone”, really funny, I never saw teacher who correct homework in that way. Thanks for putting it here on blog!! 🙂

  2. Yeah…your title also interesting “bad, bad students” hahahaha *LOL* , so hilarious, don’t know why but you gave me laughs.

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