Michael Bay’s Movie Club [NSFW Video]

Michael Bay has made over $3 billion for Hollywood studios with his patented mix of explosions, epileptic-fit-inducing editing techniques, hot babes and overwrought drama.

But it seems that despite all his success, he’s just looking for a good group of friends to watch movies with.

The newest video from Worst Party Productions takes us back in time to the year 2000, when Bay formed a movie club…with tragic consequences.

The club chooses the horrifically depressing “Requiem for a Dream” as its first selection, and its members soon find themselves living in a world of pain.

Brilliant performances all around in this one, with John Forest (Young Adult) as Gregory, Maria Blasucci (Ghost Ghirls) as Becky and Matty Ferraro (Mothman) as Bay. Bravo, Worst Party.

I’m so glad someone finally mined comedy gold out of the classic “Ass to Ass” scene.

For those Bay-ologists out there who have been hiding under a rock, here are some of the earlier installments in the Michael Bay Series.

More Bay videos, along with Worst Party’s other superb franchises (Quantum Boggs, Hott Car Tips, Baseball Cards, Josh & Fergie) can be found at their website.